That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
“Whelp, can see so I can’t do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away”
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
1 day blinding stew
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
What a presidential guy.
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn’t learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
Is this how Pilates became a thing?
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Living his best life.
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
We do all live in hell tbf
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Preach
This kid will be alright
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
That’s better.
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)
Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
moar.jpg
restored.jpg
And they said art was dead
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
And MY AXE!
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
