Sure, but some people at least had plausible deniability. The moment that he became president and showed his competencies, all doubt should have flown out the window.

Thank you. I love Rex ♥️

These LIARS are being mean about me!

- Joseph Stalin

How to tell if the people you voted for will actually help you.

Their proposed tax plan or past passed measures include the words “more than”: No. They plan to help their friends, not you.

People have been warning you since July of last year January 2017 and you specifically chose to ignore it.

In my experience with people from the small religious towns near my city, they’re shocking shockingly good at compartmentalizing pain and waving away responsibility with explanations such as “God’s plan” or platitudes like “God never gives us more than we can carry.”

'Round these parts of Texas, people will tell you that if you feel like you’re carrying too heavy an emotional or spiritual load, it’s because you haven’t noticed that Jesus is carrying it with you. You just need to lean on God (aka beg from your community). But if an unhoused person should ever repeat something like this, they’ll lash out for being godless and lazy.

Most of them will get past this just fine: their conscience is God’s problem.

Excuse me, but as a Texan living about an hour and a half from those floods and having attended summer camp about half an hour away, I’d like to know more about your dog. Can you share a good boy story?

an onerous mandate that imposed burdensome record-keeping

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR BUSINESS OWNERS??? They just want to be entrepreneurs, we can’t bog them down with things like benefits, record-keeping, and paying employees!!!

You can’t destroy human beings by putting out the files, whatever they may be.

- Donald “Russia, if you’re listening” fucking Trump

But global warming is a hoax

Such efficiency!

We’re still getting Dean Cain’s opinion on things? Whoever wrote this article could have avoided all the torture by ignoring that Christofascist xenophobe like the rest of us.

RIP your shirt

I don’t know how the fucker keeps winning, I’ve never met anyone who admitted to voting for him.

Fuck you, you’re old! I’m still… *counts on fingers sobbing*

3M: They’re onto us!

Hey! I’m one of those!

Beautiful

That’s hilarious, if true. Some truly top-tier shit-posting/troll humor came from those accounts.

Japan just happened to punch the wrong bystander in the eye during their last bar brawl. Then, we started shooting everyone associated with Japan. It just happened that we were shooting the countries that were more in the wrong.

All of the people we accidentally protected assumed we were on their side and didn’t realize that we REALLY like shooting things. So much so that we’re willing to give guns away just to have an excuse to start shooting again. But by the time countries realized that we have really strange opinions on religion, the value in starvation and disease, and assigning humanity based on colors, they’d already given us the guest key.

We have no friends, countries are either in our sights or not.