First one should be free. Let the property investors pay the property taxes. Apparently they can afford them.

I worked in corporate middle management for 15 years and never had a linkedin profile and never will.

We have the most billionaires!

It is absolutely going to be a Holiday, celebrated for years if not decades.

You should use your paid sick time for a mental health day.

Lets see what shockingly small number of the nays can actually explain what socialism is.

Maybe he had a poo.

Or ICE.

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia

Hell, rapes, for all we know. Though there’s a good chance he hasn’t been able to find his penis in at least a decade.

Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.

Canadian Geese are now known as Donald Ducks.

It’s a conundrum. I want to upvoter Dolly, because she was incredible. I want to downvote news of her passing, because it makes me sad

This looks like the type of stupid BS AI stuff about the left you see floating around certain circles on Facebook, but I bet it’s not.

Maybe they were big fans of meth.

The people making more than 184k do not want to be a part of our society, it seems.

I fear men may not be dying at a rapid enough pace for liberty to keep up.

As someone experiencing that right now, I can tell you there are some rough patches.

Lord Dookie Diaper will be most displeased.

Apparently fediversers can’t handle the truth.