Oops, you’ve been killed by a dozen Gary clones.

Maybe you don’t want to set the world on fire, but I’ve got 87 mini nukes and I ran out of coffee yesterday.

I hope you enjoy the neural degradation that comes from having your brain in a box!

It’s not just a space ship - it’s a Transformer!

That’s just a residential Chicago neighborhood.

We know, they’ve been doing it for decades now.

I’ve done the same with books, so…

He must not have their insurance underwriters in his stock portfolio.

The worst part about daylight savings is that numerous States voted to abolish it, but the federal government stopped them. Their problem is that nobody can agree whether we should always have daylight savings time or never have it - it’s about a 50/50 split.

It’s infuriating - I don’t fucking care, just PICK ONE and stick with it you chalk eating assholes.

Rejected? My dude, there’s no rejections, just the dead silence of being ignored.

So when this works for them it’ll be precedent to allow the fair use pirating of all media and software, right?

Oh never mind, I forgot that I don’t have billions of dollars to spend on lawyers. Never mind.

Who is this “we” that keep talking about? I haven’t seen Jack shit.

The tree nuts do, however, demand a shit ton of water.

Shocking? Who’s shocked by this? Maybe they should stop taking their Denyitall™.

So what, now they’re trying to intimidate the pigeons?

Call the cops.

He’s also a bone chilling psychopath.

So I see is a burned hand reaching for my browser tabs.