Do not conflate fear of punishment with morality. Most people suck, but are at least capable of a very basic level of cost-benefit analysis.

Literalist: The volume of the container is ~50% water.

Cool story bro.

They’ve done it before, they’ll do it again. Just give it time and with abundance of idiots helping it along, soon the Maga bird flu will be the hot new COVID.

Amongst everything others have said, if you get sucked into an interview or press conference, directly and firmly state that, for the record, you are not suicidal and that if you should die, it was absolutely not suicide. You believe that you’ve become a target and fear for your safety and life.

It doesn’t matter if you believe yourself to be a target in the privacy of your head. Always say that you are early, often, loudly, and to anyone who will listen.

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

I understand all the words, just not the order they’re in.

-John Crichton

They forgot the small amount of gravel.

He had no clue how to run a company either, unless you count “into the ground.”

Oh snap the broken clock was right for once.

These stupid sensors don’t do anything useful, they’re just a needlessly excessive expense when they need to be replaced.

Your moral panic isn’t welcome here.

Burn it down, end vertical videos! You’re next, meta.

Well I mean if it’s a Christian school…

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

And that bipod, expert gun believer right there.

Old and busted: UFOs

New hotness: drones

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So what you’re saying is, we need more werewolves.