i would like a gyro

i love real™ beef.

i am not made of hooves

stealing my job? i am making a new “job” for myself. that they can steal. lazy ass motherfuckers.

ease be damned

I get it but please don’t put that out there.

Different reasons than you think. When you put evil vibes out there, it bites you in the ass three times as hard down the road according to my woo grandmother. I feel like she was right on that one

my wife thanks you, dear friend

data, end subject

i never said i could rhyme them good

just that i got rhyming time on my hands

if it’s blue drink your stew yeah that works well enough

This is true. I’m like half Swedish, and I am a musician. I do not count. I listen for my cue and learn the tune instead of counting rests.

My boss put me on inventory once when I kept coming up with a different number of mops in the storeroom.

For the record, we had one.

There’s a noodle called fagottini that I really want to try. I just can’t find it in the stores and I am not a noodle maker.

Wait, it’s slutt datafag? What’s datafag slutt? I get word order can completely change meaning in some languages. I just haven’t learned much of the Scandinavian language families so I don’t know the structure.

Does it get more computery or do we get something naughty?

Hey tranhonganh102! Your epidermis is showing!

See epidermis means hair, so it’s technically true

That’s just his stench cloud. It makes light get all wavy. Darryl hasn’t bathed like, ever.

Abrasions, or minor wounds with ointment on the surrounding skin that you don’t want the ointment getting fucking everywhere and staining your cute panties (calmoseptine I am looking directly at you)

Yeah we all independently came up with the idea of wearing black boxes for Halloween too

Every trek should have a Guy somewhere

is one of them word proglems? 22 grams of sugar are 10%, figure out how much mass and theregore volume your abomination of half&half is?

Twinings anything really