i’m lost on where the democratic republic of congo enters into this

yeah ice cream sammies have been firewire for a while now

according to the gas chromatigraph, the secret ingredient is…

right it’s 2.52.50

bonfire on yule, probably going to go to revels. lots of singing, dancing, and other celebration

a metal wallet with a bunch of lanyard loops?

cast magic missile?

That was just sparkling debauchery

It goes like this the bzzzt you learn
The minor smoke, the major burn

I’m pretty sure it’s 19 weeks, 71 seconds

Unplug it for fifteen or more minutes to reset shit, then plug it in at exactly noon or midnight

I experienced this in finance, tech, law, and food service (that chef would not shut up about maillard bullshit)

I don’t feel ants crawling all over me now at all

mash them?

maybe he pooped before he went transporting and that’s why he wasn’t leaving transporter logs behind

a haiku is written typically in 3 lines, with the first and last having 5 syllables and the middle having 7. Something about themes is important probably, but for me the joy is in seeing how much and how vivid expression you can fit into 17 syllables.

You are absolutely right. That is an emoticon of a goat. As an apology, please enjoy this emoticon of a seahorse
🫱( ‿ ø ‿ )🫲

? have you never been to an aquarium? they have delicious looking fish.

count the syllables