Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him
Every accusation is a confession.
His insecurity is so extreme that I want to stand up for some reason.
He has no idea people are laughing at him, does he?
That man hasn’t had an honest human interaction for 30 years
Sounds like a death threat to me.
This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
His dad somehow manages to be an objectively worse person. He married his step daughter who he’d raised since she was 6 years old, and brags about shooting and killing black men in South Africa.
Don’t get me wrong, fuck Elon, but I imagine he did experience bad parenting.
“Live by the sword, die by the sword.”
Spoken by the coward that tucked his tail between his legs and ran away from Zuckerberg’s challenge to a charity fight.
He studied the blade
Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.
All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.
Stupidity beyond belief in a world with destabilising weather that’s gonna flood
With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.
Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?
Lock him deep in a fucking solitary cell fucking child murderer.
Puppetmaster says what?
Nah, dude’s still a muppet. Minus all the charm, appeal, worth, etc.
As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted “Sieg Heil!”.
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer…
It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lights
Honestly fair to assume that Democrats are puppets of someone. (I’m still mad at Kathy Hochul)
Yes, Democrats are also obviously controlled by big money. They could even be the same big money as the Republicans, who are just using both sides to divide the working class to distract from how much they are exploiting us.
By that logic everyone is a puppet for someone else. If you work for someone you are their puppet, either the boss or the costumer. Politicians should be the puppets of the people they represent, we know they are actually beholden to corporations more often but in theory they are always a puppet. Elon is a puppet to his investors. But comparing everything in such childish, simplified ways is lame because is shows you have a very limited understands of human beings and of how the world works and instead rely on black and white thinking like a junior high student.
I think the term puppet is used here to highlight the very clandestine nature of who exactly is behind the puppets that make up the Democratic party, i.e. Israel and the corporations that use the military-industrial complex to keep it going
You could look at context instead of being condescending
Hey look its school shooter edition Elon.
Did you know he was a bully in school? He claims he was bullied but his dad set the record straight. Elon was once pushed down a flight of stairs at school. Elons dad went to the hospital to find Elon crying and demanding his dad to get the kid who pushed him arrested. His dad goes and talks with the principal, police, the students and finds out that Elon had instigated the incident.
Turns out Elon had been bullying this student over the death of his father a few days earlier and he had been such a ruthless prick the kid snapped and pushed Elon down a flight of stairs. No one of authority felt it was fair to punish the kid since Elon had been a major twat and basically earned himself the injuries. Instead he switched Elon to another school.
What a pathological freak of nature.
If he’d kept elon there the future problem may have taken care of itself
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
Are you implying he isn’t?
I bet he couldn’t write hello world in C even with the help of Claude, an Indian education youtuber and someone with a four-letter nickname on the Linux mailing list.
Maybe he could do a SQL query or make an HTML header.
He’s not cool enough to be
Don’t feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.
…unless its laced with poison… just kidding.
Don’t feed the Trollionaire
Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.
Ya everyone should just block him and take away his voice.
Or physically take away his voice box.
