Oh wow that’s a way smaller range than I expected. I had thought it was weird I didn’t see any between Albuquerque and Vegas.

I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan

Yeah I picked up mewgenics because of how much I liked Isaac. After an hour I decided it wasn’t for me and returned it. I don’t mind some immaturity and irreverence but it just really wasn’t to my tastes, and I realized that what I’d hoped for in tone was just cult of the lamb.

I’m just worried that I’ll get one of my nipple piercings trapped in a knit blanket. For things firmly attached to my chest they sure do have a way of getting caught in things.

One of the first modern vampire stories was about Lord Byron who was charismatic as all hell, very unstable, and probably had a personality disorder.

I don’t know what people expect in that situation. If I’m on the bus I don’t know where shit is compared to anywhere else. Just like how if I’m on a train I only really know anything about stops I frequently use. And even then, I haven’t bothered learning many streets since everyone got gps all the time. I lived in a city for 5 years and knew maybe 4 major streets by name and location

This is just pathetic to post in the first place

This tracks based on what I assume the training data said women would do in that situation

By numbers straight women, by numbers per capita gay men

I checked the source and was scared because why does a legitimate news source also do satire‽ We’re past the point where obviously ridiculous things are obviously not true

That and they brought the Mariners to the world series

Why don’t the mgtows just defederate the porn? Like, they can just go their own way away

As someone who’s done it for fun and dated people who’ve done it for money. Yeah I stick to amateurs for a reason. It’s great to pay sex workers, but amateurs have a certain vibe. It’s one where I know you’re having fun because that’s the only reason you’re doing this

I’ve tried to get back into binding of Isaac. I love it still, but I can’t get into it like I once did. I spent probably a solid 3-4 years playing little but it and civ, and it’s not like I wasn’t gaming much, I was a shut in using rounds of boi as my reward for steps in homework. I’d say at least 600 of my logged hours were already playing it.

I think it’s largely that I’ve fallen out of it and already passed my skill peak but still know enough to not be excited to find new things. 11 years ago I was 20, disassociating, single, and didn’t really have any friends in college yet. I had all the reflexes I’d ever have, the most free time until retirement outside unemployment (and even then, I exercise, socialize, and spend a lot of time with my wife even when unemployed now), and the energy to throw myself deep into a game that I could just lose myself in. These days gaming is a few competitive hours after work or a Saturday.

I’ll only use browsers your security won’t allow me to use

Yeah, I have to get drug tested a lot in my career and have an Adderall prescription. Firstly only one employer has even attempted to drug test me themselves because what they need is to know anything I test positive for is prescribed. Secondly that one that bucked the wisdom of others (it was a job placement agency) fucked up royally by kicking me out as I tried telling them that legally since I can prove I have a prescription for it they can’t reject me for it (this is why most don’t want to know, it opens liabilities). In their parking lot I reported them to the EEOC who declined to sue, but told me I had a case and I was allowed to. No justice here though, I’d gotten a different job by then and didn’t care enough to sue for a job I never wanted

Wait, trying to remove nicotine‽ I may have only smoked a few times, but isn’t that the part that you smoke to get?

Avoiding anything valentiney. I’m happily married, she just has bad memories of the day and we both hate crowds and are cheap asses. We’d rather celebrate our relationship a month later on the anniversary of our first date

Listen, some of us are trying to stay sane

They’ve already written reasonable amicus briefs, what further cruelty can we inflict upon them?