Anyone claiming to be a prophet (or being described as one) is a false prophet. No need for a video.

I’d have expected a few charges related to making a mustard agent on the street corner as well.

Hope those rentals come with mirrors.

I’m glad you’re asking this question, it’s about time.

Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.

Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.

They brought a stool over…

That makes sense, they’d have to supply it for a C-section but not a vaginal birth since all that pushing means the stool typically just shows up.

Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.

I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.

If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.

Give the tram operator a high-vis vest for the invulnerability buff, a set of orange retractable belt stanchions to create an impermeable barrier for innocent passersby, and enough TNT to clear the obstruction. May need to mend the tracks a little depending on placement constraints but it’ll solve the problem at 69 hectometers per second.

They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won’t complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what’s left of) the Russians back to Russia though.

Yeah but only if they’re 23- and 40-year-old former illegal street racers.

Math class.

I heard Barack Obama didn’t go to work in either of the twin towers on 9/11 either. What did he know and when did he know it?

FCC Bribe Fee: $30.00

Uninstall malware. Problem solved.

It’s a risk he’s willing to take.

Big dumb baby wants his shiny.

Dip?

Deceptive imagery persuasion.