and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day?
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This is why we have hurricanes.
In that universe, all toys are willing to be that they are ; and to be played with the way they were supposed to be by their designer…
The existence of Forky means almost certainly yes. Apparently, using any object for entertainment in some fashion makes it capable of becoming sapient. This creates a lot of potential fridge horror scenarios.
Dont Toy Story toys want to be played with,and get sad If they are in the shelf? Id imagine it’s the same in the adult realm.
What a terrible day to be literate.
All dolls are sex dolls
Especially if you try hard enough.
No. They don’t exist. The universe does not contain them. This is a wholesome story with a strong emphasis on the word story. A story can be whatever you want but the intention was probably not to create a universe in which toys are sentient unknown to their makes and in which they are tortured through rape. You can imagine that if you want but it is surely not the artists intent.
Sid exists in the story.
There are army guys, so there is war, violence, death and murder. Their world is not that wholesome.
Remember what the MPAA says; Horrific, Deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don’t say any naughty woids!
People often apply adult concepts to kids. Which is a huge mistake. Kids don’t view things the same, but many adults can’t understand that concept, so everything turns into in even though it isn’t meant that way.
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Where there is no soul present, there is no sentience present.
Which means that because all the toys are clearly sentient, they all must have a soul by your own logic.
And because they have a soul, they must go to heaven. Which means heaven is full of commercial toys.
But so, do adult toys go to heaven too, or to hell?
Is there an instance in the series of a toy dying? Don’t they just keep being sentient regardless of damage sustained?
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So… westworld?
Except… Aren’t the toys completely aware of what they are and what their purpose is?
Well, except for Buzz in the first movie. Considering literally every other toy was aware of their purpose and existence makes Buzz a bit of a weirdo.
Yes they are, and depends on the flavor of the character they were based on, but generally, no they don’t like it.
I turn off NSFW and this still pops up.
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
That’s a porn parody plot. And a good one.
That’s poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
Reads like fanfic some people might be willing to pay more for.
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All poetry is slimy.
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All slimes are poets
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
I mean, a lot of names could be reused:
Buzz, Woody, Rex, Bullseye, Lotso, Mr. Pricklepants… I’m gonna stop now, I’m ruining my own childhood.
oh THAT’S what that song’s about!
The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you.
How holesome!
Perfect title!
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
Also there is a subplot where they are constantly in a jealous rage over her girlfriend and “she will never be good enough”. But the plug helps they realize they can all be good together.
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
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It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
And now we let rule 34 run it’s course.
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
Because I hate the implication I have just created new head canon for my own sake. It’s the power of a child imagination and play that brings the toys to life. That’s why the fork comes to life in the fourth movie
So if a child found one abandoned and somehow innocently played with it enough then it would come to life but when used for an adults self-gratification it would not have the requisite for life.
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
Then why are the buzzes still in package aware in toy story 2?
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️
Brutal
For a less bleak answer, they’re powered by kids wandering through the toy store amazed at all the rows.
So were the sex dolls.
And then little Billy finds his mom’s dildo…
are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?
I accept this head canon as my own without question
It begs the question what happens if an adult has a child like mind. Think some of the mentally unstable serial killers that are essentially children.
Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.
I think there was a qibi show … adjacent to that Edit: someone posted it
