This is the kind of thing I used to give to my nephews when they were small to annoy my sister.

Just send everything straight to Moscow. It’ll be more efficient.

The solution is obviously to ban talking about climate change.

Can I have one where using their brains doesn’t cause humans discomfort?

Because it’s all performative.

Fascism. That’s what.

Cue restrictions on the freedom of movement of women. To “protect” them, of course.

“The gays made me do it!”

But they’re only going to repeal Obamacare, not the ACA, right? Right?

And what do you think will happen in four years?

It’s Hell 2.0. Now with more violence and no way out.

I did that once and it wasn’t a nice experience. Windows will always find ways to screw things up and you’ll constantly be dealing with their shitfuckery. Outside of gaming there aren’t really many reasons to stick with Windows and even gaming works great except on titles where it is explicitly sabotaged by the publishers. If you’re dealing with an older laptop, this likely isn’t a consideration anyway. If you’re unsure whether Linux is for you, my advice would be to install it in a VM first and see if it works for you. Chances are, you won’t miss Windows at all.

But there’ll be a friendly announcement apologizing to the people about to be run over, right?

Just think of the Stalinist purges. Nobody is safe.

Actually looks better than a lot of stuff they’ve fielded there.

We already have the 24 hour hate. It’s called Fox News. And people watch voluntarily. Orwell must be spinning in his grave.

They hate their own followers just as much as anybody else. Anybody who thinks the leopards won’t eat their faces is delusional.

No just Democrats but also democrats.

I’m kind of upset on how the asylum is being run. Let’s let the lunatics take over. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

And of course they will use it as an excuse to implement complete surveillance on all your devices.