

Help! I’ve been abducted! Please call the German embassy!


Help! I’ve been abducted! Please call the German embassy!


Soon they’ll parade scientists through the streets on the way to the public execution.


I’d watch that movie.


Have you seen the movie? It has a scene on it where the main character has a court hearing with a robot judge.


Unless they have beef with other rich people.


Can I have RAM now?


But they’ll still have real lawyers and judges for rich people, of course.
That happened to me too. I was standing in line at the bakery and got stung in the neck by a fucking wasp I didn’t even see coming. Fuck those guys.
I wouldn’t have it any other way!
It’s the biggest instance but not necessarily representative of Lemmy as a whole. There’s a lot out there, including some pretty unsavoury stuff. Lemmy.world is probably the most mainstream instance and the closest to Reddit, which lemmy was modelled on. The .ml instances tend to be authoritarian left which is often expressed by vigorous denial of any wrongdoing by the CCP, while viewing the US as the literal devil. But while these people tend to be very vocal, they don’t represent the majority here.


What about the batteries in the phone you are using? Or the gasoline that’s manufactured using cobalt-based catalysts? Do you care about the children in mines that extracted those?


Of course Donald. Now let’s get your diaper changed.
Of all the things you could fret about, the price of space travel is about the least relevant.


Water is still wet.
“Hey I’m only doing my job here. I got bills to pay!”


Guess the episode (hard)
You poors wouldn’t understand.