Gameplay can be patented. Namco patented the mechanics of Katamari Damacy, for example.

President Lewinsky was cheated

“why, not even God Himself could sink this ship!”

“Hey Elon, you might want to tone it down a little. Just sayin’”

If there is a technique for doing that with a standard lithium-ion battery, we can say goodbye to bringing personal electronic devices on flights from now on. Though given that it’d be only a matter of time until ransomware gangs and online swatters get this, would we want to have anything with a battery in a pocket?

If Mossad have figured out a technique of remotely turning any lithium-ion battery into a bomb, then we’re about to enter very interesting times.

Having lost hope of things improving and surrendered to despair.

He’s still got Kanye, Kid Rock and Nugent, right?

Imagine if motorbikes didn’t exist. These dickheads would have to go up to people and shout “MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS” in their faces one at a time.

That also applies to the 1960s British youth subculture

30 years on, that guy still had all those gadgets dangling from his belt, but now he’s the crazy old guy who lives in the junkyard

30 years on, that guy still had all those gadgets dangling from his belt, but now he’s the crazy old guy who lives in the junkyard

catstronaut

Slurs work like a treadmill. Technical terms start being used as slurs (“moron” and “idiot” are examples) and are replaced by new, neutral words, and the cycle begins again. We’ve had a few decades of “special” being used as a euphemism for mental disability, and that word is on its way to becoming a slur (in certain contexts, it can be used unambiguously as one).

Though after they killed him, they buried his body at sea at an undisclosed location, to prevent it becoming a shrine.

Given the fashion for giving vehicle models latinate masculine names like Camino and Montero, they missed a trick by not naming the postal vehicle the Tristero.

Hawk Tuah is Brat for people who watch Duck Dynasty

My broseph in christ, you tried to kill high-speed rail by promising magic-tube gadgetbahn that would make it obsolete any day now

Surely that’d be Osama Bin Laden in this case

You just know that he has had a T-shirt printed with the “_ all the things!!!” meme, only captioned “Impregnate all the women”, for what he believes to be “epic lulz”