4 bowls of chili before the interview. And deviled eggs. No words necessary.
I’m autistic, trans and chronically ill.
Do you have gluten free food in the cafeteria? I can’t have more than 4 people around me at any given time. Where’s the toilet for non gendered people?
Should just about do it I suppose.
Hahaha right! Wanna blow it just tell them they will have to accomidate your basic needs.
“Thanks for your time, but this job isn’t for me. I wish you good luck finding your candidate, though.”
“Here’s my card. If you wouldn’t mind signing it and giving it back to me, we just need 30% to get a vote on forming a union.”
Instructions unclear, dyslexia made me blow the job interviewer.
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i mean it depends what the job is for
Sit down, look at the picture of the (child aged) daughter of the person interviewing you, and ask if she’s single.
…and now all of a sudden you’re appointed to lead a government agency.
As the title suggests, blow a job interviewer in the first 30 seconds will blow a job interview in 30 seconds
Depends on the skill of the top.
“All professional decisions I make come down to a simple question: what would Marx do”
Turns out you’re interviewing to join a collective.
Blow the interviewer
I start next Monday, what now?
You get the job
I’m hired, what now?
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Actually as someone who does sometimes do interviews: acting like an asshole with a big ego will wreck your chances big time.
Fart into my cupped hand while making (and not breaking eye contact) and proceed to “throw” it in the interviewers general direction. (Extra points if you can do this with a straight face)
Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”
Just keep trying as hard as I can
Spit on my palm and go in for the handshake
“The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races” --Homer Simpson (OK the quote was about getting out of jury duty but I think it fits here)
