Have you see the size of a horse’s dickhole? Someone’s dick can probably fit in there.

Jizz doesn’t come out of a vagina unless a penis put it there first.

Where’s the established franchise to coast upon?

Isn’t this game a spiritual successor to Black Desert Online made by the same dev?

From videos I have seen of this game, it kinda makes me think of Dragon’s Dogma 2 but bigger and without the Pawn system. And probably not shitty? 🤷‍♂️

Kinda wanna check it out, but I’m not sure how it’ll run on my PC. Especially since it uses Denuvo which in my experience causes tons of performance related problems until the devs strip it out.

“-Likes” could literally be a genre of its own with video games. So many derivatives of something that was original/a better take on the original that they don’t even get an actual genre name unless it stays around for like 20+ years, and even then is no guarantee. We’re lucky First-Person Shooter isn’t just called “Doom-like.” Or “Action RPG” getting coined at all because people were sick of calling games like that “Diablo clones.”

It says the operators are unknown, but also failed to appear in court. If they don’t even know who the operators are, how would they supoena them to come to court in the first place? 🤨

Spread eagle toes. 😏

Oh I plan on it.

sucks on fingers

Why does the universe exist?

Ugh… I hate when the bathroom needs to be defragmented. It takes for-fucking-ever! 😩

Stop talking to them altogether, I guess. Assuming you’re not a habitual manipulator using these tactics.

If you are willing to pay for something most reasonable people agree does not exist, you should not be able to sue for fraud. Like if you buy a product called “literally snake oil” and get upset that it is literally snake oil, that’s on you.

Standing super close to the urinal, pissing with the force of of fire hydrant? I sit to pee. Even if the only toilet available is a urinal.

People who organize clowns

Ringmasters?

The most magical thing a crystal does for me on a daily basis is keep track of time.

All the fucking idiots in charge of running game companies need to step back, literally fuck their own faces, and then let someone with fresh ideas take over. Doing the same god damn thing as everyone else who failing to succeed at except the one game that did it best/first isn’t the play, and never fucking will be.

I wash my hands before I pee so I don’t get germs on my dick–which is otherwise kept in my pants–from my hands that touch everything out in the world.

If I somehow get pee on my hands by accident, then I will wash them again.

But I really am laughing out loud. I am rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off. In a helicopter. A helicopter that goes swooshswooshswooshdwoosh.

By the power of Grayskull!