I always thought Thanos’ idea was stupid because his reasoning was about fighting over resources. Less people, more resources to go around.

How the fuck did he not think “I can wish for infinite resources?” Solves his issue with the universe and nobody gets turned into dust.

A little bit of Rocco in my life,

A little bit of Eric by my side,

A little bit of Robert’s all I need,

A little bit of Tim is all I see,

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Maury all night long,

A little bit of Jesse here I am,

A little bit of you and I’m your man

Mom’s gonna flush it all away. Mom’s coming 'round to put it back the way it oughtta be.

Nintendo would like everyone to forget about Jynx from Pokemon and nearly every opponent in the Punch-Out series aside from Mike Tyson himself.

(they’re all racist stereotypes)

To be fair, they didn’t originate on PC where you could do that. They originally were just a feature of XBL.

Loads of good ideas posted in forums about games would say otherwise. Unless they specifically want the actual code to said solution and not just a guy saying “the bad guys are too dark and blend in with the background, they should make them lighter or glow or something.”

I can’t understand what’s appealing about them

Receipts for your bragging rights.

I had to do a double take because I thought you got charged $14 for fucking water.

Dictionary says “goo” is a viscous or sticky substance.

Honey is both sticky and viscous. Therefore, it is a goo.

It generally only means the person doing the block won’t see the person who blocked them; the blocked person still sees the one who blocked them. Only some sites take it both ways. Lemmy isn’t one of them.

The most wild feature avout my sunglasses are that they have air pockets in the arms so they float if dropped in water.

Eating a meal? A succulent McDonald’s meal?

Would Hades be upset if the way Sisyphus pushed the boulder up the hill was by building a machine to do it for him? 🤔

“I’d like to see Zeus do this!”

I think I do have a narrow taste in music, it’s just that the taste is “sad anger about love and lonliness” and that’s the vibe of so, so many songs. 🤣

I don’t need a subscription; I just need a gigantic hard drive.

I have 1.5TB in my PC; I have a nearly 3TB music collection.

“It’s amazing how the Martian countryside looks exactly like Southern California.”

This is GTA we’re talking about; The entire series has thrived on stoking flames of controversy since at least the second game. It would not surprise me if this was a tactical decision to manufacture controversy. Just look how often it’s being reported on.

I do. Constsntly. He’s a stubborn ass, tho.

Why is it making that noise? 🤨