Can’t blackmail if I just say its a deepfake

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Minimum Wage Workers can’t melt Steel Beams! 9-5 was a full time job!

My ancestors.

Your ancestors too.

We have the same ancestors.

We’re all really just family you know…

wait… isn’t everyone just technically a cousin fucker? 🤔

Even if he is actually the perp. He performed a surgical strike with zero collateral damage. Just one evil man dead. That’s it. Everyone else is unharmed.

Every revolutionary or pro-climate bomber has had killed many innocents along the way, so that immediately makes Luigi the best person amongst these 3.

Probably I would.

I mean, if they are just doing normal corrupt things, yea I’ll go along with it.

If its massacres and genocides? Nah fuck that shit, I’m gonna “Julius Caesar” the fuck out of them, and grab power for myself and become a (benevolent?) dictator.

This is why Trump hasn’t pardoned himself

If he remaind in power for the rest of his life, he doesn’t need to, that would look weak.

But if he still alive in 2029 January and was about to lose the presidency, he would probably attempt a self-pardon. Then its up to the 6-3 conservatives in the court to decide if that’s even valid.

You don’t need one if there’s an emergency, civil unrest would probably qualify as an emergency so non-licensed people can legally transmit.

The FCC hasn’t really punished anyone for not having a license other than those that are really bothersome/disruptive or are doing jamming. But like, if there’s civil unrest, the laws probably don’t matter anymore so you can just ignore the law.

But if you don’t have a license, you don’t have a callsign, and thus others will refuse to talk to you during non-emergency peacetime.

This would need like a Canadian or Mexican to help provide the internet from across the border, because if they pull the Iran style blackout there will be zero internet for the entire country.

Mine is 8647

A tablet is not a replacement for a laptop, its just a secondary “big phone” for watching videos because its more confortable for the eyes.

Can’t use a computer when you’re tired and wanna lay in bed, or just browse memes on transit to work, or have a GPS in your pocket, or a camera in your pocket, or a portable communication device… etc

As a naturalized citizen:

Bouta be stateless, since my birth country doesn’t do dual citizenship. Thanks a lot, Xi 🙃 (not that I would like it there anyways)

As corrupt as they are, its still better chance than 1 man deciding it.

Wong Kim Ark decision happened around the same time as the “Separate But Equal” pro-segregation ruling happened, just to give some perspective.

I used to think that romance subplots in movies/tv shows are so ridiculous, then I see this divorce on the news. 🤣

Does two strokes cancel out? Because I think he should get another stroke to see if he suddenly becomes a progressive lol

“Responsible Spending” 🤣

Robots

Terminators

Three Words:

Universal Basic Income.

Why: If this generation builds a machine that forever generate resources, then their decendant (meaning, all humans from this point forward) should deserve to have the results of the machine that their ancestors have built using their hard work.

Maybe if the machine break, people then take turns to fix the machines, but then everyone should just enjoy existence.

People under Capitalism dread automation.

People under (Democratic) Socialism will embrace automation.

Yea, I got a cat, my cat is stupid and doesn’t know how to kill mice, only bite and play around with them. Mouse is all gone within 3 months. Haven’t seen a mouse since, well except that one time like 2 years later when my cat caught and killed one mouse, that’s it. No other mouse sightings.

Roaches tho… that’s a problem my cat couldn’t fix… 🤷‍♂️ now roaches are just funny tiny moving living toys for my cat to squish lol