This is the best one so far.

I heard this one today. Not the first time, and won’t be the last:

Why was I charged for taxes?

No plumbers available. AI is now responsible for fixing the shower.

the puritans believed it would make it easier to stop kids from masturbating

I think you might just have a “USA #1!” family. New experiences are worth more than everything. They may not like or appreciate what you might learn over there, but you’ll have experienced a piece of the world that they never will.

I work at an American college and we encourage our students to study abroad. No matter how good the school is, that’s an unteachable experience.

That’s correct!!! And now for your prize…

YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!

Right? You’d be better off asking which movies wouldn’t be better? That’s a tricky question.

Or do I mean the scooter? Everything was sharp as hell back then! Very dangerous times.

For $100 I WON’T teach you about it.

I was so jealous of my friend’s RZR.

Well played.

And wet.

Yeah, In not surprised.

cm0002 is known for doing this constantly.

Well, knowing they’re all assholes helps me not feel bad for all the hate they get.

But seriously, what the hell IS on Joey’s head?

That was a really strange way to interpret my comment. Sorry for trying to participate in the conversation.

I think I only really know two Meatloaf songs, and I’m not particularly fond of either of them.

Probably Nickelback. I’m no fan, but they seem to get the most hate of anyone just for being mediocre.

Let’s talk about that!

I closest thing I ever see is folky acoustic songs or parodies with clear, understandable lyrics so you don’t miss the witty anti-MAGA lyrics they wrote.