Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.
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Over overrated.
You are the first person to say anything. What is this world coming to? Thank you
You’ve never had a good BJ. Like ever.
I don’t even love BJs but I’ve still had better ones than you have. lol
Some people are better at them than others. I’ve had a couple toe-curling fellations, and a lot of “that’s enough dear” ones.
Have to agree, they’re meh. Appreciate the gesture, but I prefer different things.
The best thing about getting a blowjob from my wife is how much it turns her on.
Although she was very fine, the other girls were joking with her about vampires. Well, she had pale skin and those quite long, pointy, rasoir sharp teeths !
This opinion sucks.
It also blows.
Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg
I read this and can hear the grapefruit
grapefruiting is superior IMO
Plus then you losin weight!
Makes him think hes killin that shit
This is touch as how popular it is is completely dependent on how good a blow job one has gotten in their life.
Op’s either low-key bragging about being girthzilla, or he’s never been with anyone thats reached puberty, with his whole “cant even stop the teeth from scraping you” spiel.
or they just don’t actually want to blow him. oops. may bad. oops. darn teeth.
Gargle noises
Completely unnecessary. Ideally there is more tongue action and less… whatever is happening there
Porn has really done a number on people
My gf goes crazy on that thing and I love all the noises and gasping and breathing, this is a hell of a bad take OP
Hold onto her friend, she’s a keeper
I used to have a dick and I completely agree with you. They are great fun to give though.
Granted, I don’t have the equipment to enjoy blowjob more than enjoying my partners enjoyment, but I do not (and neither does he) understand the glug glug glug thing they do in porn. That is not a real blowjob sound, or at least I have never needed to make a glug glug noise, maybe a slurp or a accidental gag, but no glugs and certainly not glugs you can heard from next door.
A lot of it’s letting air escape through one’s lips and gasping. The suction at that point is entirely for show, but most of it is.
I know how they do it, I can make that noise right now with no dick in my mouth. I just don’t understand why it SO prevalent in porn, like even tame porn has glugjobs now.
glugjobs
my sides
my balls 😩
I think it’s been long enough, I’ll say it. Most porn is obsessed with domination. A lot of people live in sex-hating culture so being sexual requires a context like domination or questionable consent or familial taboo in order to give puritans (or the inexperienced) permission to feel sexual. It’s a Christian country thing.
By contrast back in the 80’s our porn had a lot of employment settings and monetary transactions. There were blowjobs too but the emphasis was elsewhere.
Will comment back when I actually experience it. If I never comment back then you know what happened.
