Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.
The average blowjob is mid. Mid is not the ceiling; far from it.
Find a curvy vegan chick who agrees to 69 you. That’s the only animal protein she gets (you consent so it’s ok) so she will pull out all the stops. You’ll be gasping afterward, and not from having your face buried in her pussy.
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Can confirm thicc vegan girls slob like it’s survival
Yeah, but you have to be on a vegan diet, forced to listen to LezFolk music, and you’re sneaking cheeseburgers on the sly, etc. That’s no way to live.
Ew