Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.
Some people are better at them than others. I’ve had a couple toe-curling fellations, and a lot of “that’s enough dear” ones.
This is why I don’t like giving BJs I’m sure I’m bad at it and I have no idea how to get better other than just be bad a lot and hope it “pays off”. I also have a teeny tiny mouth that my dentist has to use pediatrician sized tools on so I feel like I’m working from a deficit. I don’t want to give bad BJs so I just hate giving them in general, the focus on having to be good at them versus it just being a thing that feels good to both partners more or less by default is frustrating.