Yeah I said it! The sensation is mid. It’s Mid! The orfice is 90% bone structure and has razors at the opening. Most people can’t even open their jaw wide enough to avoid scraping you. The fascination people have with it is visual, but don’t get me started on that. You know what else?
Gargle noises sound like gargling. They’re less than mid! Imagine asking to hear bgbhfbfhgbbghgbhbbggbggbbgbggggggg instead of having sex. Like, bro they can’t breath! That is the miniature pug of sex acts.
Blowjobs are a psyop by Big Blowjob to make you have dumber sex. 69 is alright though because at least then they moan on ur dick which does feel pretty elite. But it has a height requirement, like the rollercoaster.
The best thing about getting a blowjob from my wife is how much it turns her on.
This, this, and this. I like performing the ‘oil check at the jiffy lube,’ and let me tell you, I must be overfull on oil from how high the dipstick gets slick.
Might be an issue with the sump if it’s dripping into the floor.