Gurl hop in there. Secure your A+, there’s room in that bed for three
I think taking pictures will do that too.
When I see a violet08 post, I upvote. One of my favorite posters in the fediverse.
Gross
But look at all the joyous fun they appear to be having. 😐 😐
Ask them is they know Milton.
If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.
Looks like a normal college day that ends with a ‘Y’ to me.
Depending on the age it may not be illegal but it does constitute academic misconduct, precisely because it leaves the professor open to blackmail e.g. exactly this.
Don’t know where this myth comes from, there are certainly more female high school teachers in the news in the last few years.
Less reported because more legal
Pretty sure profs get fired for any unprofessional dealings with a student.
Usually there’s pretty instant and severe consequences if it’s one of YOUR students, but if they’re not in your class it’s just “legal but creepy age difference”.
Pretty sure an educational institution’s code of conduct isn’t a criminal law.
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Legal =/= 0 Consequences
This has to be the weirdest violet08 post yet.
I love that the guy has nothing(? no shirt anyway) on and she’s wearing a wig(?) and shirt.
Let this old guy have his cosplay kinks with his (alleged) student paramour.
Pretty sure that’s a hijab, which makes it even funnier
It is clearly not a hijab.
Oh I didn’t zoom in, yeah that’s not a towel either though she just has dyed hair
Every post is like fifteen 9/11s.
12.2727?
Never ever ever forget.
Nevar 5get
Those are about her parents. This isn’t even real. The girl described is too rich for this dorm
You know in one post she mentioned that she’s 17 years old. Now here she’s posting that she’s in college and her professor is laying there. Last week she posted that she was on vacation with her parents and she was topless on a beach. I’m pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.
Why make stuff up? I never mentioned I’m 17. Even back on my 1st account I shared that my username is birthflower+birthyear, and talked about my birthday bash in February. And clarified in that Brad Pitt post how I calculated the age gap. I literally never claimed this pic is mine…? I just share what I come across and find funny and interesting. My post history is out in the open and I said I’m on a solo trip with 2 guys tagging along from the beginning, never with my parents.
I get that some of you don’t like my content but lying like this in order to discredit me for some reason is wild af. And people wonder why I delete my account.
And people wonder why I delete my account.
I feel this. Theres a lot of hostility here on Lemmy sometimes. People say it’s just as bad as Reddit but imo it can be a lot worse. It’s shame because I really want the fediverse to grow, but this seems like a silent hurdle hindering that growth (how many newbies delete their account before even getting that active? Anecdotally it seems like a high percentage). Even just pointing out that some people on Lemmy have behavioural issues can attract derision (I fully expect downvotes for this comment, for example). People here seem unwilling to face this problem
I was 17 for a whole year
If it was a leap year it was a year minus a day.
I might not like your content. I also don’t hate it.
However your content is better than no content. Please keep doing what you do. I don’t want to go out and touch grass because lemmy has no content anymore.
Everyone knows that if you post an image with funny text you must have personally taken the photo and be present in the given situation. Nobody takes images they find from other people and just posts them.
/s
Also, I found my first account archived on some random instance by Googling and you can see me talk about my birthday / my (then) future solo trip, lol:
https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/post/46139/127907
https://herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol/u/violet08@lemmy.today
Did you end up coming over here? I’m in China right now, was in Japan a month ago.
ended up going to Vietnam. next week I’m leaving for another country. don’t know which one yet tho, lol.
Oh lol I’m returning to vietnam next week. Can’t wait to get back on a motorbike.
As much as I love China Japan is a lot easier to solo if you can’t speak Mandarin
Anything’s possible when you make stuff up!
Don’t worry about the haters. Lemmy needs content, and yours is fine.
About a week ago you certainly did mention that you were 17 cuz I called you out on it. You said that you always had a crush on older guys and you said that you really like Brad Pitt and that you are 45 years younger than him and looking at his age and putting you that would make you 17. You argued that you only did it based off of the year minus his birth year or some stupid way to do math. But trying to say bullshit that you weren’t saying that you were 17 is something else.
this is a straight up lie as i never even stated my age in that post. i only said i have a crush on Brad Pitt who’s 45 years older than me cause he’s born in 1963 and I’m born in 2008, which is how most people simplistically calculate age gaps. again, why lie?
This person’s super sleuthing of your post history is weird and kind of creepy. I believe you, and the other dude’s insistence that you’re a secret 17 year old is bizarre. It’s usually best to leave people like that alone because they are unlikely to concede even if you provided proof.
Also, Brad Pitt is pretty endearing on screen, for sure.
I mean, most people do the actual math and not just calculate a birth year.
really? most people calculate: he’s x years, x months, x weeks, x days, x hours, x minutes, x seconds older/younger than me? in a casual, informal setting? never seen that. even when people talk about an event: oh, WW2 ended 81 years ago (cause it was 1945 and now it’s 2026).
If I were to say that I were 62 years old and you would say that you’re let’s say 18 years old you wouldn’t say that you are 45 years younger then me. No one calculates age difference based on years born.
Pics or gtfo
Check yourself I’m not Google
So you’ve got nothing, big shock
Fuck you go find your own shit. Lazy fucking people.
Why are you assuming everything she posts is about her? Also, she’s not on holiday with her parents.
I’m pretty sure this is a fucking catfishing account from fucking hell.
The Marggot Robbie account was real tho
She’s an imaginary internet construct, don’t worry about it.
Like money, or James Charles
I know I just find it hilarious to see all the thirsty dudes hanging in every post of “hers”
This isnt a violet08 image, this has been around longer (i believe)
The antihero of Nicole the fediverse chick, who just wanted to be friends.
She wanted us to share our creditcard numbers, like only real good friends do
Friends with (financial) benefits.
Depending on when the college is on break it doesn’t seem too unrealistic.
Weird. You should link those posts so people know what’s going on. I hang seen that they said they are 17.
Yeah she said that she was 45 years younger than Brad Pitt.
Link, dumbass
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Burden of proof, dumbass. Prove your own accusations or shove them back up your ass.
Yup, she hasn’t engaged with anything I’ve said in replies, where I’ve had similar experiences in the past to what she’s described
A wise decision on her part
she asked for the A but got the D 😕
If she’s lucky, a D+
why are so few guys into anilingus?
too dry
So, are there two beds in that room?
I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room
It’s very common in college dorms to share a room like that. I noped out of that real quick back in the day.
I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room
Welcome to
This is also a thing in Slovakia, unfortunately.
I also have to be in a same room with stranger.I don’t think it’s that rare, students in (almost?) every country need to live somewhere for cheap and living in the same room is cheap usually
In dormitories they do put 2 kids in a room and the dormitories are separated by gender but it doesn’t stop teens and young adults from bonking the noodles
My daughter who was a RA called it freshmen mating season.
Edit: She laughed and corrected my breeding to a mating.
I mean, they’ve spent the last 3+ years being horny all the time and now they’re away from their parents and unsupervised…
When I was an exchange student we had 3 guys in a tiny room. I paid for a hotel soon after
The neighbors in our exchange dorm were 4 huge South American guys. The room was so tiny and crammed, the beds occupied 85% of the space (they also had a tiny living room with a kitchen). They still got it going on with so goddamn many girls from the dorm. I think each one of them had another girl every night. How did they do it, I don’t know.
What I did was give some money to the other guys for beer so they would leave for an hour or so
No. There is a better way:
Awkward.
Just 3? Make it 4-8 with bunk beds in a room so tiny where literally the only free space is to stand in and walk to the end of the room and nothing else.
That’s not a room that’s a barracks lol
Does a professor want to be seen there though?
Yeah, that’s the hard to believe part here. A professor having sex with a student is believable. A professor having their photo taken while they’re in bed with a student by that student’s roommate and while they’re in the university’s dorm? That’s a lot harder to believe.
“Give me an A or I post it.”
“You wouldn’t dare. It would ruin both of our reputations.”
*click
Or if you’re Jaromir Jagr:
“I’m an unmarried athlete in my 40s, if you want to give the world proof that I’m still pulling hot 20-somethings, do it.”
It’s not the posting of the image that’s unusual. It’s the professor getting themselves into a situation where the picture might be taken. Horniness can cloud the mind, but surely they’d still think of doing it in their office, or at a motel instead of a student’s dorm room, especially if that student has a roommate.
Yeah, but depending on the college, as long as the student isn’t one of HIS students, it may be okay. Different colleges have different ethical standards, and while it’s still a dumb thing to do, it may not violate any university policies as long as he’s not actively teaching her.
Really? I can’t think of any place where it would be allowed. Maybe a grad student with a prof from another faculty, but not an undergrad and any prof.
One of those things that’s normal only in the US and nowhere else.
University dorm accomodation exists in places other than the US. I lived in one with three people to the room in New Zealand.
university of Edinburgh technically has these dorms IIRC but I don’t think they’re in common use
What are you talking about? It’s not that common in the US outside of college dormitories or extremely poor communities. And it’s pretty common in other countries for those same situations.
Most colleges in Germany have options where you aren’t stuffed in a room with others unless you want to. It’s generally a tiny bit cheaper to stuff yourself in there but even then I don’t see the appeal unless you know your roommate.
There’s probably less student housing but German universities are also more spread out, meaning that students have fewer reasons to live by the main campus.
Most colleges in Germany have options where you aren’t stuffed in a room with others unless you want to. It’s generally a tiny bit cheaper to stuff yourself in
This is literally the same situation as most American universities.
I don’t see the appeal unless you know your roommate.
Ya know how all the kids these days don’t know how to socialize and are super lonely? This is their opportinity to very easily make friends when they are starting college
This is literally the same situation as most American universities.
Some (to be fair slightly older people) have told me that was not the case when they studied in the US and that German universities are more spread out.
Ya know how all the kids these days don’t know how to socialize and are super lonely? This is their opportinity to very easily make friends when they are starting college
Isn’t that what orientation week is meant to help with?
Never hear about hostels which are much more common in other countries.
normal in Canada as well
Generally speaking, -mate means you share that thing. So housemate, flatmate, workmate etc.
What about coffee mate?
I mean that stuff is fine but I prefer milk.
Have you seen coffee prices these days? My coffeemate and I would prefer our own, but we have no choice but to “Lady and the Tramp” a grande caramel macchiato every morning.
With or without straws
Two sipping at once makes it fun
In America it can mean either, though in college it usually refers to a dorm mate, which often house 2 people. It also describes people who share an apartment/house but have separate rooms.
That’s because the typical American is a semi literate troglodyte, anywhere else you would refer to someone like that as a flatmate or housemate.
You must be British.
In Britain, no one would think roommates slept in the same room. The possible words for that would be ones like spouse or sibling and anyone else sharing a bedroom outside of an army barracks or youth hostel would be super weird.
Bri’ish*
No, I just use words properly.
This looks like a college dorm. Op is taking the picture from their own bed.
Edit: based on the angle, they might be standing in front of their bed or sitting on the very edge.
If it’s dorm living, that’s usually the case. One shared room.
College. Traditionally dorms for US colleges are just a shared bedroom/study space in a hallway of similar rooms. The bathroom is also a community bathroom with banks of shower stalls, toilets/urinals, and sinks for every resident in that wing on that floor. Then there is a shared common space for everyone in the building for gatherings, recreation, studying, etc.
I never did a traditional dorm. I had a more apartment style arrangement on campus with two other roommates my first year in college. Unlike a traditional dorm, we had our own common area and bathroom for just the 3 of us, which was nice. But like a dorm, there was only one bedroom for all of us, with a twin size bunk bed and a twin size single bed. One of my roommates slept on a futon in the living room instead though, so it was really only me and another in the room. We were all friends from High School already too. So at least I didn’t have to share that tight space with two random strangers. We had enough drama with one of my roommates as it was.
I moved into real apartments the following years where I had my own room, even my own bathroom in one of them.
I went to ERAU Daytona, which had basically every kind of living arrangement you can think of except the traditional “bedrooms around a hallway around a communal bathroom” deal you described. Note: I have seen dorms exactly like that, but ERAU didn’t have them.
The closest you’d get was Doolittle hall, which has clusters of four rooms that share one bathroom, several to a hallway. McKay hall looks for all the world like an old motel, the room doors open to the outside world, each room has two beds, two desks and a bathroom in the back. The Student Village had a couple halls where a pair of rooms had a kind of antechamber for closet space with a bathroom in between, Adam and Wood halls. It also had O’Connor hall, where I lived, which featured 4 bedroom, 2 bath apartments with living rooms/kitchenettes, housing 8 men total. Just off of that was Stimpson Hall, where upperclassmen still living on campus lived. Imagine a conjoined studio apartment, is the best way I can describe this; two men lived in two bedrooms sharing a small common area and kitchen. Apollo Hall had just been built and they were filling it up, I never saw the interior of that building.
Hey, be gracious, your roommate is getting you an A. Taking one for the team if you will. That’s a real ride or die roommate there.
Heh, ride.
Why is the Mac charger going into the top drawer on that dresser?
If I had to guess, I’d say there’s probably a Mac in that drawer and it’s getting charged
Kinky
You’d pinch the cable closing the drawer tho
Many people don’t care that much - and yeah, I’m also suffering with the poor cable
Only if you close it tightly. And having the computer in the drawer means that you’re less likely to knock it off onto the floor. Potential damage to a charger cable vs. potential damage to a laptop – one’s a lot cheaper.
Sounds like an edge case ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Depends on the build quality perhaps. There might be sufficient gap to not be pinchy.
Apple Dresser
Asking the real questions
Wasn’t this meme AI? I remember seeing this back on twitter… Don’t remember for sure if it was, it’s still funny tho lol
This is an edit of an edit. Here is a less cropped version from a tiktok that I’m pretty sure uses ai to swap faces. It has a volume button baked into the bottom right corner so its not using the original base image either. I could have sworn there was a version on reddit/imgur that was older but I can’t find it.
no idea honestly i just came across it while scrolling
side note but omg fuck ai i’m so tired of this shit😭
Yeah I just assume everything online is fake now lol. I reversed image search and reddit confirmed it’s ai.
The give away to me is the dresser. Everything else is too blurred to tell. I’m guessing that’s on purpose
Cows had AI before computers took over. Artificial Insemination.
Maybe the kids are alright.
Proud of you, Vi
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I am sorry but the very picture about wondering whether things are AI or not looks terribly like AI…
the real question, are you AI? am I?
You are AI. I’m not. Unless I am.
Very hard to get an AI to make an image that consistently blurred. Very likely a real photo.
Physically impossible to blur an AI image.
Difficult to do it in a way that is physically consistent with a camera lens/sensor.
I don’t see any of the expected issues with AI (garbled text, impossible geometry, strange anatomy, etc) in this picture. Of course it’s quite possible to just edit a portion of an existing picture with AI, and it will match the rest. So I may have been overstating the difficulty.
Difficult to do it in a way that is physically consistent with a camera lens/sensor.
That’s really not true at all. Lots of photo software has precise metrics on a multitude of actual camera lenses specifically to compensate (remove) for the inherent optical properties of said lenses. Using those same metrics to mimic the optical properties of those lenses, rather that remove them, is also fairly common. The optical properties of the sensors are obviously also well known, otherwise digital photography simply wouldn’t work. This photo may or may not be AI, but the existence of blurring neither proves nor excludes either possibility.
They both got what they wanted.
