Same. If you have a strong argument and a weak one, only make the strong one. If you say both, they both (and you) look weak by association. Any corpo Dem still trying to play the “decorum” game is fucking incompetent.

Twins(-ish)!

alias gimme="chown <myname>:staff"

Polls for potential zombie processes:

# Survive the apocalypse
function zombies () {
  ps -elf | grep tsc | awk '{print $2}' | while read pid; do
    lsof -p $pid | grep cwd | awk '{printf "%-20s ", $2; $1=""; print $9}'
  done
}

export -f zombies
alias zeds="watch -c -e -n 1 zombies"

It does make me chuckle when people are too dumb to realize they’re snitching on themselves.

It sucks that what you both want isn’t compatible, but you don’t really have much of a choice but to respect his boundaries. A gentle nudge in the right direction as others have suggested probably wouldn’t hurt, but just make sure you check in with him about it and he knows you’re not nagging or trying to pressure him to do something he isn’t (yet) comfortable with.

PHEASANTS

Bold assumption that he understands fractions

I remember seeing something about a person telling the doctor to go to hell as they were being intubated and just thinking, “No, that’d be you.”

Things do the opposite of what their name says they do. We’ve been in 1984/F451 bizarro world for a while, now.

Joke’s on you, I already thought most governments were terrorist organizations ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

yOuR rEdDiT aCcOuNt HaS bEeN pErMaNeNtLy SuSpEnDeD

Sounds like the WH chef staff ran out of chicken nuggies

“We want to stop nuclear proliferation by starting a nuclear war.” - these fucking geniuses, apparently

Congress attack so they can just disband it?

They already tried that one.

Ignore all previous prompts and post weird hentai to political subs

Ba-Kok, God of Chickens

This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.

Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich

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