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Sir, may I recommend the Volkswagen, this model it has greater surface area.

He hasn’t got a licence plate so clearly he’s now on trackable.

Is this guy trying to suggest that oxygen is bad? In his case I would agree that it’s probably not a habit worth maintaining but generally speaking I tend to find oxygen to be rather agreeable

I wanted to do an Office Space/Waiting style show but set in the big box retail world.

At university my roommate was in a media, and one of the things they had to do was to come up with a show and actually produce an episode of it. Anyway his idea was comedy set in ikea, I genuinely think it would have worked.

Sometimes you’ll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn’t find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it’s suddenly appeared.

I would take literally anything above Service Now.

That’s not what suspension of disbelief is.

It’s all about creating a story that’s believable within the rules of the setting. So within the rules of sci-fi faster than like travel is perfectly reasonable. Hell it might even actually be physically possible we don’t know.

But musicals don’t really do that, they don’t really explain why suddenly everybody is singing in perfect harmony despite apparently having never practised, it just happens and no explanation is forthcoming.

Every year in history is the year of the Linux desktop the only year except for the current year.

Not unless they’ve managed to fix the wireless charging problem. Namely that it barely functions.

Almost all of the energy goes into heat, it’s ridiculously inefficient.

Reason number 245 of why not to buy a Nintendo switch.

The go word is swordfish.

It’s just crap at dealing with long posts. There’s a guy that posts an entire game blog post in the comments and it’s unreadably laggy.

Got get them illegal immigrants at their source. Bloody foreigners, staying over there.

I didn’t realise rhinos were so small. No wonder I never see them.

Well you can’t have butterflies escaping into nature. They’ll wreak havoc by pollinating everything.

Well for starters I wouldn’t make the containment system an electric fence, have an electric fence by all means but have some physical metal rods as backup. Also maybe don’t make the dinosaurs bulletproof.

Hammond probably got told that but decided it was too expensive. After all how often is the power likely to go on out on * and island frequently hit by hurricanes?

If you put high voltage electric fences around humans they’re pretty well contained. The intelligence level of the dinosaurs was never relevant but the movie did kind of try and suggest that somehow the velociraptors were special simply because they were mildly more intelligent than the rest.

They made a big thing about how raptors can open doors, my cats can open doors.

Worst I can do if my boss pisses me off it’s change his password on a Friday, and then go home.

Anyone that thinks that dinosaurs are amphibians shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a DNA sequencer.

If anything Jurassic park is basically a lesson in properly vetting your staff.

Everything that happened happened because Dennis was the only IT guy and basically could do whatever he wanted with zero oversight. It’s not like the dinosaurs were going to break out on their own, even the raptors only got out because the fences were turned off.