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IT’S A TARP
That’s no moon…
But fr, I saw moon trap. And now I’m thinking, are we the moon’s trap?
The moon is part of us, we’re just too insecure to allow it its independence.
edit: s/use/just/
It’s already paid for by the moon!
Those lunatics!
Burialgoods has such a fine grasp on the dark absurdity of our society
Is this a plot to steal the cheese?
Shhh, don’t mention it too loudly, they could h- *gets shot at his head*
Nothin to see here folks
THIS IS A VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY! MOON REFLECTS SUNLIGHT AND THEY DON’T LIKE WEREWOLVES BECAUSE THEY ARE COMPETITIVE PREDATORS
actually Werewolves are cursed BY GOD, not Satan (as is the case with most vampires), which technically makes them deal holy type damage. This makes then especially effective against the Undead, of which vampires are a type. That’s why Vampires don’t like Werewolves.
That’s true, I saw it once in an episode of the Ghostbusters cartoon.
TYL, FYI; If you are playing a Druid, an Artificer, or other, potion using Subclass, Werewolf saliva is a legitimate substitution for holy water in your recipes! Delight your D.M. with that nugget the next time you play!
Sorry ::edit:: So I was thinking that the answer to the question, “wouldn’t the resultant potion transmit lycanthropy?” could go one of two ways:
- Yes, and “that’s why there’s a label on the potion that states 'Warning: may cause slight lycanthropy, consult a physician if unplanned blackouts occur at next full moon. Discontinue use if upper mandibular hyper piliations occur. Instructions for use: Only dose in silver vessels!”
and
- (old crone voice, highly cockney) “See, tha’s wot ya’d tank woudt happen, but noo, see, Ah Werewolf whot a carise o’Got, roit? And, See tha tang es thah da D’vol only cairst thangs by…ah… “ray-movin’” things. L-Loik ah! Vampires, fair enstunce! Da D’vol takes yer’ soul, a’see? But, God, He Carise by puttin’ thangs back in!- Er- So ta speak. So what Got didh was make The werewolf cairse ah bacteerium! Et enfectcs yeh, an’ a’fore long yare oot en the yaird oo’r ta the neighboors whih yer snoot up Lassies arse, n’ thoots ah Howlin’ hootn’ ta th’Muun. So ya gess goh ta boil it, an’ ih’cooks righ’ ooff!”
(ooo I’m sorry,🤣 Try your best!)
What do you mean “playing” a potion using subclass?
I use potions all the time.
I mean “one that makes them as a skill.”
Any r/theydidthemath refugees willing to calculate how long an essentially vantablack tarp would survive the light of the sun with absolutely no way to vent heat?
Oh, it’ll last about 7.
The cool ranch flavor blast of the moon cheese will keep it at temp for literally days.
Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon “Frisky Dingo” where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.
You can’t fax glitter. You can’t put coins in it. You can’t ever go back to Arizona.
You are not a ninja.
I like to call it “Lost Wages”.
So quotable for the people that were there before Archer. I still remember Master Cylinder being brought up in a recent season and Archer saying, “Shut up. No one gets it.”
That’s awesome. I recall a Mr. Ford cameo in an earlier season of Archer too. I like Archer (tho I haven’t seen it since the coma dream season), but FD will always be superior, even without the extra seasons it deserved.
(Even though they kick-flipped the shark at the end of season 2.)
What, Cody 2? I thought that was very naturalistic story-telling…
Fly me to the moon
And let me kick its fucking ass
Let me show you what I learned
In my moon-Jiu-jitsu class
In other words
Catch these hands
In other words, whoa
Fucking fight meFuck you, moon. The only people what walk on my face are my wife when she feeling goth.
I’ve been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.
The moon’s not the real issue here. We need to be thinking about how to block out the sun. And thirty thousand is rookie numbers
Baby steps, bud. We’ll make it there when society wakes up to this.
Moon: The original source of Light Pollution.
obviously this would cause major problems irl, but it would be interesting to know what the actual effects would be, like environmentally. the gravity of the moon would be unaffected, but never getting light from the moon might fuck up a lot of the night time activities of animals.
Not any worse than what humans have already fucked up with our artificial light i imagine
- I love the moon so I would be sad.
- Many animals including moths, birds, and nocturnal animals rely on moonlight for hunting and navigation. I think they would adapt eventually though.
- Thousands of meteors hitting the tarp would eventually push it towards earth, then some place gets an extra spicy fire blanket treatment.
I guess that we’ll finally find out if werewolves are triggered by the light or the tidal pull.
Finally. The other three have been done for 80 years already.
The deaths were unrelated to the moon blanket
Would improve astronomy if we didn’t have so much light pollution
This reads like some memetic SCP
