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Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Didn't want to suffer through this alone, there's more...
3·1 month agoCongrats, that’s really was pure shit.
This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.
Yeah, kinda. But, it’s far righties that jizz over capitalism the most. Trump’s such a good businessman. He will run the country great, it’s a business after all.
A recent discovery might suggest that we happen to be in a big void, and that a great amount of the universe is much much denser than where we are or what we have observed. If true, Big Crunch time bby
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I spent 20 minutes on it and could never figure it out
38·1 month agoGet your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)
What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?
Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BROEnglish
4·2 months agoSpill the dmtee
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•Trump and RFK Jr. to Ban Covid-19 Vaccine ‘Within Months’English
4·3 months agoIce cream causes drowning. Just look at both numbers increase every summer
Wow that’s hot 🥵
Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
science@lemmy.world•Unique 1.5m year-old ice to be melted to unlock mysteryEnglish
10·4 months agoAnd the next plague is upon us.
You’re correct, but that wasn’t the conversation. I didn’t say only organic, and I said machines and algorithms don’t. You chimed in just to get that “I’m right” high, and you are the problem with internet interactions.
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Orange you glad I didn't say ananas?
7·4 months agoI have a pen
Machines and algorithms don’t have emergent properties, organic things like us do.
polydactyl@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Breaking the generational barriers
11·4 months agoYes but hot grease can damage plumbing and cool fast enough to cause clogging over time. Pour it down the sink is totally fine, but you gotta run hot water with it

I literally know someone like this…