Hello, it’s me. John.
AgentOrangesicle
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
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AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldtoInsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world•Coworker has an opinion.
4·1 month agoI don’t need to form words to create my contradictary opinion.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•It's free real estate
2·1 month agoHuh…
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huh…
Oh, I’m gonna carry that weight.
You only have to wash one leg when you shower, as long as you switch each time.
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News@lemmy.world•4Chan knew about Jeffrey Epstein's death 38 minutes before the rest of the world. The FBI tried to figure out how.
4·2 months agoTrue. /b/ was never good.
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News@lemmy.world•4Chan knew about Jeffrey Epstein's death 38 minutes before the rest of the world. The FBI tried to figure out how.
4·2 months agoIt is! Until you tell everyone that you hang out on /b/. Much like a number of people in his DOGE cabinet that were salivating at the chance to undermine the government without understanding how it functioned. Telling people that you browse /b/ is virtue signaling that you’re mentally deficient.
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News@lemmy.world•4Chan knew about Jeffrey Epstein's death 38 minutes before the rest of the world. The FBI tried to figure out how.
361·2 months agoElon and his cohorts have been involved in 4chan since it was a cultural phenomenon back in the day. Not because he had some skin in the game, but because it probably felt good to know and disseminate information before the rest of the 4channers knew it. That boy is all about clout before anything else.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Every shuffle of a deck of cards is most likely unique
1·2 months agoThe creator of this factoid doesn’t have an estimate and is misrepresenting a basic permutation and assuming no hands have been dealt before.
I lost a thumbdrive full of adult furry content in Auckland. Gotta wonder how that story turned out.
Oh, thanks! That’s… totally a comprehensible metric for humans that have been inside several suns.
Short take: you don’t have to clean as hard for company.
We don’t know Celsius. How do you expect us to know Kelvin?
She set clear expectations, so the communication is there. I would set down a plastic mat next time before eating a chocolate bar on the bed.
Sad but understanding applause
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Many parents cab probably relateEnglish
7·3 months agoThere was a legit feud over my 7th grade win on acids and bases, because a friend’s Dad got super heated thinking that my parents had a hand in it. Granted, they bought me the posterboard and provided paper, ink, and internet, and not everyone has that. Now it’s more, “AI is going to be super bummed if…”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Space was invented by rocket makers to sell more rockets
31·3 months agoGreatest grift they’ve ever pulled. Then they got Carl Sagan to hype it up. The space bubble is going to burst, yo.
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Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•What good do luxury apartments do that no one can afford?English
1·3 months agoFor future readers, the emphasis was on, “Dictatorship” which creates oligarchical structures, only after which block housing was made, because the people in charge realized that their peons needed homes to live in to do the work for them. Sadly, we’re not there yet in the US.
I mean, it’s not wrong, but it IS a little menacing.


Ew. That’s not a sai. (Or katana or bo staff) Donatello would affix a pizza cutter to a six foot pole like a real man. Turtle. Turtleman.