I feel personally attacked by this
Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour
This made me chuckle. That’s rare. You get a pat on the head.
highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity
I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!
Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.
seriously I should shave or I’m gonna be out of the job market holy shit
They want me to actually break windows now?
Look at this guy. He still has windows.
I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak
Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.
I think the face is pasted on in Gimp or Photoshop - the traditional tools of the old masters.
An elegant software for a more civilized age.
Dude looks he had someone else’s face put on him
It should be reported, every once and awhile shitposts arent real.
I’m sorry I’ll take the post down
It’s a bald cap blended with makeup. He has hair under it
I wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.
His ear also looks out of place
As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.
(having a huge dick helps 😉)
now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald
Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.
I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.
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that totally works for me
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oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!
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in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟
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What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.
Double the subjective loudness.
“Welcome back to Braining with Babish”
I’m game!
Looks kinda like Anne Hathaway.
God I wish she’s fart twice as loud and directly into my nostrils.
