Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

frist you get teh monies

Then yuo gte the plwer

Tehn uyo get th e weman

Wait, it’s buffalo wings?

That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs

Finally, a useful life hack

Neigh

You can’t spell DOOM without Moo

The ratitties

You have created thank-worthy content

Paintings are the original movies because they didn’t have cinema back then

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

We are all Ken M’s waifu on this blessed day

roast all weenie and sin from the world

When its not adove its delow

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I’m not sure if I’m missing something but i thought that was funny as fuck

I put down box gently

“Angel or Skye?”

sweats homophobicly

It’s the military space battles. Most of them gloss over the whole socialist utopia as “fantasy” and just go right to “they’re just military during peace time” view