now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

what a handsome devil ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

what in the sam hill fuck is this screenshot I swear to the dead unborn god of christ I could shit out a better cropping with my asshole

They have a lounge for D-Beat music??

WOMP WITH THE WOMP BANGADANG

It doesn’t brake well before collisions

As if I wouldn’t show off if my booty were so banging

Yes, I did play Bioshock

does he do birthdays? I’d like to book a solo viewing

I believe this is the wrong template, as the meme is supposed to imply that the person is stating a weak, irrelevant opinion. However, this statement is clearly superior and strong.

That said, communication is fluid as it relies on people essentially “voting” and “agreeing” on the meaning by participating and engaging in it. Therefore I become the person as originally intended in the meme by potentially communicating something irrelavant.

Ah, the self-own. Myself, how I have burned thee

It’s in the name!

Boeing boeing boeing

Oh, thank god, I was some people at lollapalooza. Please send those pictures to my inbox

A musician bumping a key with his nose!? Well, I never!

I’m into it

idk man this just sounds like depression

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

SMOOGGGGGG

I try not to advertise my dating strategy

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”