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Who made this?
Since they’re talking about JQuery, I think that knowledge is lost to time.
There used to be a link at the bottom for who made it, but it appears to be missing now.
Ah yes. Before the dark times. When dragons lay sleeping.
Reeeeeaalllllllyyyy putting on the rose tinted goggles, here…
Yeah that’s not how I remember the early Internet.
More like gifs everywhere, wild colours, you have to have that fancy html marquee! And terrible layouts, because aligning divs is difficult.
Good timesThose mouse cursor tracers lol
don’t forget autoplay video and music
Landing pages, too. Often with a corny Shockwave animation.
Why deal with float when you can use a table?
divs were added in the late 90’s… that is not what I’d call early internet
I mean, it may be subjective, but Internet was open to public in '93, and divs were specced in '97.
It was more of a joke anyway. The layouts were often tables long after divs if I’m not mistakenYeah, definitely subjective, but to me the early days of the web were before HTML 2 - so up to 1995.
And yeah, so many tables for a long time… Mostly because it was a bit messy to work with and had limitations, not to mention browser support requirements and a pretty fast moving sets of specs…
It was fun though.
I remember clicking on a website and getting ABSOLUTELY BOMBSRDED WITH NEVERENDING POPUPS OF HARDCORE PORN PICS AND SOUND and my parents were behind me, and you just panic reboot the computer.
It’s funny because I definitely remember this happening while using Netscape Navigator to access our Prodigy-peovided internet.
the biggest mistake of humanity was (and still is) javascript
One ring to bind them all…
I would add that if isa News website, the 1000 words article is just a verbatim copy from Reuters.
I want more info about [something happening], not to read the same article with minimal information again and again.
Are Temu the ones who say “pretend you’re a billionaire” or something but their ads always have the most bizarre, undesirable-looking, nasty, cheap, plastic things in them?
Yep. That’s the ones. Or really pornographic or absurd. Cause buying more makes you feel like you have control of your life when you can buy a new shirt that dissolves when you wash it because you can’t afford to take a day off to walk around a park.
“Shop like a billionaire”
“Uh, ok”
closes Temu app, calls Sotheby’s
Why aren’t you using ublock origin like a rational adult?
l use it
And politically biased content… fuck you Reddit
Ad-blocker dedectors
buy crap you don’t needed
Inrelevant information
SO MANY ADS, INRELEVANT INFORMATION, TRACKERS
It’s getting so hard to find outrelevant results these days.
Algorithms
Algorithms? On my website? It’s more likely than you think!
But not needed.
Or when the search results say “learn about [thing], [insert adjectives here]” or other bullshit instead of just giving you the answer.
For what is worth, I have yet to see a temu ad
Yeah but you get it all 1000 times faster and mum can still use the phone at the same time
Can we please not destroy the word algorithm? It’s such a nice word…
It’s called ublock origin and no script and one other add-on I have on icecat that blocks third-party connections.
