They had to have realized when they posted that image of the ad how sexually suggestive it is right? it literally took my brain a millisecond to think a million different sex thoughts about this image
i think i have owned a vagina for too long to imagine anyone fingering themselves like that… lol
but, to the point others are making - where it’s intentionally suggestive - i would wonder if the following guilt that you’re feeling is intended also - or at least, a happy coincidence. after all, christianity is in the practice of marketing guilt, eh?
see ad > have sexual thoughts > have guilt about sexual thoughts > only jesus could help you with that, you uncontrollable scum (/s)
You’re a male person.
Definitely aimed at heterosexual young men. Docile and relatively good looking young woman with hint of hourglass shape. Word line across her breasts and fingers pointed at her vagina. Nothing at all suggestive there /s
Meh, she only does missionary style
This is literally by design. They are putting a load of attractive women in three ads in (Mormon appropriate) attire to try attract young men into the church.
The reason you don’t see young handsome men in the ads for the women is because the LDS doesn’t really care about what women think. Under LDS doctrine women aren’t allowed to know their husband’s temple name, but their wife tells their husband their temple name because they believe that someone’s temple name gives someone power over them, and they believe husbands should have power over their wives.
You’re not a bad person but you either need to masturbate a lot more or a lot less.
No I honestly can’t see a single reason why it would be sexually suggestive. The clothing is modest by modern standards, you can’t see any real definition of the shape of her body under her shirt and nothing about the face, the pose or the background says anything sexual to me at all. Honestly if you see this image as sexual I’m afraid that you think every picture of a young attractive woman is sexual.
I thought this post was going to be about the “missionaries in your area”, as a reference to the “hot singles in your area” ads
Yeah, I am surprised the OP is so focused on the fingers and not the obvious text similarity.
How can you not see that it looks like she is fingering herself?
That did not even occur to me. Probably because you can’t even tell where her raspberry dungeon is supposed to be located. I see a torso on top of a brown load bearing column.
Do you think the raspberry dungeon could be around her neck or something? Pretty sure its not difficult to approximate for most people unless this is somehow another black and blue dress versus white and gold dress situation
| can’t even tell where
Methinks that man hasn’t been around a lot of vaginas.
Flirty fishing is a strat used by cults since time immemorial
I should know, I’ve had to escape from seven of them, so far.
Flirt to convert!!
Drink some water friend
That’s what they want. It’s how the prey on their followers. They take the most basic animalistic urge that all species have, the urge to procreate the species, and tell you that you’re flawed for that urge. Oh, but don’t worry, they have the only cure for your flaw. It’s why they hate the people who have come to accept their own sexualities. Those people have broken free from the trap that the evangelicals are stuck in.
Apart from that hand placement which could be nothing, these types of ads use too many pretty young ladies for it not to be a choice. Plus “Missionaries in your area”? Come on, there’s no way a whole PR team could miss that!
They’re Mormons.
That, and they use “area” as a term internally to refer to how they organize ecclesiastical settlement hierarchy. The “Area 70” is basically the same as the local presiding archbishop of an archdiocese. (Not to be confused with the bishop of a Mormon ward, who’s about the same on the hierarchy as the priest of a local parish).
You shouldn’t call people morons that’s rude
Oh wait you said mormons, that’s even worse of an insult!
Try copying her hand position. It is not very comfortable so I suspect not an accident.
I don’t blame you, I had the exact same thought. They look so dam soft and squishy, and that green colour is such a good pairing with the polished wood. I’d sit on those pews all day, goddamn.
Turquoise, you uncultured brute!
that’s clearly teal
It’s dark aquamarine you absolute philistines.
Say, chaps, would any of you be interested in setting up the Furnitureporn community? I think it will be a smashing success!
JD Vance has entered the chat.
Stop! Stop! I can only get so Ecclesiastes!
Teal?
Gross, thanks for being such a turn-off!
Unlike the hostile architecture outside, those look made to lie full length along! With the hot missionaries in your area…
imagine the decades of Christian farts entombed in those cushions
There is a term called “Christian sexy”. It’s getting a lady with the right face and shape in modest clothes to ride the line where they can be backup singers/promoters/on the stage somewhere and the wives don’t get jealous but the men can still fantasize.
Oh pretty ladies on screen. They must secretly want the D.
Jesus Christ, rub one out and move on.
Instructions unclear, OP just got this tattoo:
Its a Holy Handjob
Tbf, there’s also the word “missionary”
As we all know, sexual thoughts are UNNATURAL and IMMORAL and YOU are the ONLY one having this PROBLEM. PENISES and BOOBLES and VAGINAS exist only to be CUT OFF so you can be CLOSER WITH CHRIST
WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING I USED CAPS /s
Yeah that’s an attractive model used for an ad. If you don’t fantasize about them then the marketing department is monetarily
screwedfucked. Product is irrelevant. Funny post tho“Hot Christians in your area”
Would you like me to come talk with you about “Jesus Christ”
“OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD”
“Hot missionary in your area. Are you ready for a second coming?”
