Hangnails.

Very unnerving picture

TIL about skeuomorphisms

lotR has no theatrical edition. LotR needs no theatrical edition.

This is MADNESS

I did poop a lil’ bit

If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol

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I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

Argueing with idiots is futile because they drag you down to their level where they beat you with experience

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So not that much unlike alcohol then

This is some Microsoft Word tier layout gore and I love it

Obviously it’s puttanesca

Future historians will look back to the period after the Corona pandemic and call it the Great Fuckening

Are you trying to say you don’t drive a landfill?

That’s barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

My brothers!

Shooting water from my fingertips like the awesome aqua wizard that I am

What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?