Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it’s an under the butt nut hut
Why is it Hatsune Miku?
“Finally”
From the makers of the “bra” comes…the “bro”!
This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.
It’s about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.
Don’t look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it’s actually a good movie.
I knew the ratings would tank off of the synopsis alone. They’re a predictable lot.
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Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what’s wrong?
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Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race
The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!
Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest
Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.
(Im lying)
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Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
Falafel makes your farts smelafel
You need to eat more fiber.
The Bro!
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
What about shrinkage?
Stay out of the pool.
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Are you saying Lyndon B. Johnson was gay? Cause he would definitely appreciate the idea.
I love how they keep using this call recording again and again on Last Week Tonight
He did have a habit of showing men his penis at any available opportunity.
Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.
I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I’d buy it
No boxers?
Boxer briefs absolutely won that war in a horrific and devastating fashion
Not totally, I have to say. There are still boxers out on the shelf masquerading as briefs. They have longer pantlegs like the boxers, but also the tighty whitey pouch. Needless to say they do nothing for support. Always gotta dislodge manually on stickier days.
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”
Ah man, I love that freedom, but if that’s my mood, I’m free-ballin’. Only if I’m freshly showered though, and not expecting to sweat too much. My main issues with boxers are lack of sweat-wicking (read: swamp-ass) and constant leg-bunching, both of which are solved by boxer-briefs.
I haven’t worn boxers in 20 years. Trunks for life
