Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Fuck, this is good

I just checked, you can chat. I thought of it as kind of a newer feature but it’s probably been available for a few years now.

Maybe the problem is that you can’t make a group chat?

Edit: you can definitely make group chats

Skipping ds9 intro? Straight to brig

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Didn’t they add a chat function to the regular Spotify app? Why wouldn’t they just use that?

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now