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CarterH739@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

That must be one hell of a chicken...

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That must be one hell of a chicken...

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    A Costco-sized Costco rotisserie chicken.

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      $19.99 club price

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    Can you imagine rotisserie-ing a Honda civic?

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      You wouldn’t rotisserize a car.

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    That’s a hefty cock.

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    Ultra mega chicken?

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      ARISE

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        CHIKEN ARISE

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          Stick upside down…

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      Arise chicken

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      Billywitchdoctor.com work mostly in…chicken.

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    They’re cooking chocobos in there!

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    You can rotisserie things besides chicken. Could be a rhino.

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    circa 68,000,000 BCE

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    A chicken the size of OP’s mom?!

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