Trump is convinced making fun of him is “illegal”.

https://people.com/donald-trump-suggests-seth-meyers-mocking-him-on-late-night-is-probably-illegal-11841798

That’s the way I explain it to people who don’t get guns.

You can’t get by with ONE screwdriver or one wrench. Different size jobs require different sized solutions.

A shotgun is not for concealed carry, it just isn’t.

At the same time, if some crackhead is beating on your front door at 3AM, the .380 concealed carry will not bother them.

Multiple people doing a home invasion? Again, different tools.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oklahoma-man-uses-ar-15-kill-three-teen-home-intruders-n739541

Spamming an AI site is not winning you any friends.

https://24kat.com/about-us/

That 100% makes sense!

“You don’t have to worry personally because I’m sending u somewhere beyond extradition,”

Did… did Bannon admit to killing Epstein?

I lived in an unsafe neighborhood, lots of drug deals, pit bulls running loose, etc. That was when I bought my first gun.

After my grandfather and father passed away, I ended up inheriting their guns.

Then you start looking at it in terms of a tool chest, all these guns, anything missing?

Somehow my dad and grand-dad never owned a shotgun, so I picked up a 12 gauge.

Dad left me this little derringer, which is adorable but functionally useless:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Standard_Derringer

But I liked the idea of it so I bought a Bond Arms Ranger II:

https://www.bondarms.com/bond-arms-handguns/ranger-ii/

So I went from being a knife guy, to buying a gun, to owning something like 14 guns now? 🤔

Or ANY friendships, really… As you get older a couple of things happen:

1. Your friend group gets more geographically diverse. People move away and do other things.

2. It gets harder to get everyone together at the same time. Everyone has a different schedule, responsibilities, and priorities.

They know Mamdani doesn’t take office until January, right?

Check your local upscale/asian markets or mail order.

https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/product/organic-raw coconut vinegar, 12.7 fz-b003xb5lo8

I’m lucky in that we have an entire store that sells nothing but oils and vineagars.

https://oilandvinegarusa.com/pages/our-stores

Kashmiri chili powder. This is not to be confused with either “chili powder” or paprika, it’s a COMPLETELY different spice.

https://www.thespicehouse.com/products/ground-kashmiri-red-chiles

Goan Pork Vindaloo

3 to 3.5 lb pork shoulder, cubed   1 large onion, chopped fine   1 cup water   1 1/2 inch fresh ginger, peeled and sliced, 1/8" thick.   6 garlic cloves, peeled and trimmed   3 tablespoons kashmiri chili powder   1 tablespoon paprika   1 tablespoon ground cumin   2 teaspoons table salt   1 teaspoon pepper   1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon cayanne pepper (opt.)   1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon   1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom   1/4 teaspoon ground cloves   1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg   1 tablespoon vegetable oil   1/3 cup coconut vineagar

Blend water, ginger, garlic, and spices until the consistency of thick tomato sauce.

Pour over pork in large bowl.

Heat oil in dutch oven over medium heat until shimmering, then cook onion until translucent, 7 to 9 minutes.

Pour in the pork, spread into an even layer and cook until bubbling. +2 minutes.

Cover, put in 325° oven for 40 minutes.

Stir in coconut vineagar.

Cook another 40 to 50 minutes until fork tender.

Rest for 10 minutes and serve!

It’s defective, they’ll issue an RMA, just be sure to return the old one or they will bill you for it.

I used to have another great boomerang joke, I can’t remember it now, but I’m sure it will come back to me shortly.