*Edit: found a better picture to accompany this post.
Ain’t that a fucking shame. The bastard has the best SOCIALIZED health care while the rest of the USA is in the shitter.
The painting keeping this guy alive must be on another level of decrepit.
Hope this pos burns in hell.
Praying for his speedy return to hell 🙏🏼
All these pieces of shit live so long because they’re afraid of atoning for their piles of crimes and lies and deceit. Rest in piss to the likes of Rumsfeld, Cheney and everyone else responsible for exploiting the ignorant to drag this country down.
pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now… damage has been done.
bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.
I would feel bad for the cancer that got Mitch Mcconnell
Don’t feel bad for the heroes. Root for them.
Heartbreaking: cancer diagnosed with Mitch McConnell
Oh no, that poor cancer
Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.
Dick was around for more than 10yrs.
Same. But also I will celebrate his death and mourn his life.
And 70 years without a soul.
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
The champagne in my fridge is reserved for Trump, but I guess I would make an exception for him.
*to celebrate Trump’s passing, relax 😂
finally, some good fucking news.
Oh noes! Not another stroking-out geriatric retainer of the status quo about to need a special election in his district! That can’t be good for the powers desperately trying to claw some survival plan out of a burning railcare of dumpsters heading towards a cliff!
“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”
Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.
McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,
WHAT?!? There’s 2 senators older than him.
He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.
He wont live that long
My theory is somewhere deep inside himself he knows that once he loses access to his power and position, and the obsequious self-assurance it provides, all that’s left will be to confront the abject moral abyss that is his soul. So he’s just trying to die ignorant and shameless in office.
Bernie Sanders is a year older than him and Chuck Grassley is 92 fuckin’ years old. Sad to say that he isn’t even the oldest senator to have ever served
Oh man. Is one of my reserve bottles getting popped soon?
To those putting on their dancing shoes… there’s no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he’s done. Unfortunately.
His death doesn’t reverse things, but the world will still be a better place without his presence.
No argument there. :(
I kinda think the world is better without him welding even the slightest bit of power over any other human, but I’d be okay in that instance with him living another dozen or so years to experience the consequences of his decisions along with the rest of us.
Perhaps with luck, his medical bills will bankrupt him in the same way that he’s made it possible for so many others to be bankrupted.
He has free medical care for life.
I can hope it is a painful death.
You act like he cant still do MORE damage
Good point. Sigh.
It’s fine, no looking back, lets just cross our fingers, toes and everything else for a special election in his district.
We will never repair even a fraction of the damage done to our country by him and his ilk, but I will still be happy to see him go and have a chance for someone, anyone new having a chance of seizing representation.
We can’t just wallow in misery, we have to celebrate good things and even just potential good things or there’s no point to life at all.
I wouldn’t get your hopes up just yet. Some turtles can easily live for over a hundred years.
Like this one, for instance…
It’s a shame he’ll age out before the guillotines could get built.
We should have built them faster
He’s still alive right now, it can’t take that long to build a guillotine, what exactly are we we waiting for?
We can still make his corpse dance then
We can make Weekend at McConnell’s and bring him to anti-ICE protests.
Then grab a pillow.
Not the same.
Cadaver Trial. Pope Formosus was put on trial by Pope Stephen VI even though Pope Formosus had been dead for nine months.
Why should Mitch the Glitch McConnell being dead stop us?
Which has a longer prison term, a “medical accident” or desecrating a corpse?
I’m not sure prison terms are still relevant anymore, it seems like the choices are becoming either indefinite, deportation, death, or no enforcement or punishment at all (if you’re rich or powerful)
America elected a convicted felon. You’re naive if you think there’s any guillotines getting built.
That whole country needs to be dismantled and rebuilt
