Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIn the deep freezeslrpnk.netimagemessage-square67linkfedilinkarrow-up1952arrow-down17
arrow-up1945arrow-down1imageIn the deep freezeslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square67linkfedilink
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoTell him turn up to the ribbon cutting, try the dairy free ice cream, say"Christ that’s rank!" and then vomit on the CEO’s shoes. Problem solved.
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoHe’ll need to learn to vomit on command.
Tell him turn up to the ribbon cutting, try the dairy free ice cream, say"Christ that’s rank!" and then vomit on the CEO’s shoes.
Problem solved.
He’ll need to learn to vomit on command.