I love everything about this comment: the bemused tone, the bovines, the offer for moral support. It has it all.

The funny part - I use that term loosely - is that the ivory bill was very closely related to pileated wood pecker which is a noisy as fuck bird. There are people out in the swamps of the Singer Tract looking for them like bigfoot hunters. They insist that the bird is very reclusive now.

Bunch of insecure men who dislike feminist takes. I got banned for posting something similar, despite being the proud owner of some bullocks.

That looks like an old Singer table with a new machine on top.

My grandma used to have one at the farm, that was the original, and powered by the pedal you see at the bottom

‘fun fact’ - the ivory bill wood pecker’s habitat was entirely within the tract of land that Singer company used to make these tables. Didn’t work out for the ivory bills at all. They are entirely extinct

Ouu. Spicy take (though I agree). Post it on !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world and get banned in one easy step

vanishingly few

As it should be. Equality is crucial, and women’s rights generally pave the way for minorities. Uff. I hate that this is usually how it is, but look how far women have come since the turn of the 20th century - hell, even the 21st century

working on it. Can’t out run your fork, as it were.

My type A personality demands perfection (and rotator cuff injuries)

https://youtu.be/cSDWKvuoZ1Y?si=lkga1V2iv-ZCq_IZ

I haven’t handed out a weasley in a while. Good job!

Amazing comment.

I think you’re reading me wrong. My lack of sympathy is for Boeing. I’m entirely sympathetic to the mechanics

Not all heroes wear capes

Awww. Those poor bosses. They might have to make some hard choices; kind of like the people they employ who may have to choose between food or rent.

I realize airline mechanics make half decent money, but still. No sympathy (Edit: for Boeing, if that wasn’t completely clear).

Now, a proverb a Russian I met early in my career told me: every man is the architect of their own hemhroids I swear the guy was the next Pushkin

I snore with my mouth open

The most offensive part is using the noun as plural when it’s meant to be singular, as in your example

Y’know, believe it or not, I get asked that a lot

I get your joke, but I’m going another way

Yeah, ok. Was wondering if it was a move, or the literal interpretation