Uranium is named after Uranus so we’d have to change that too.
In a blast to the past I’d petition to re-rename it to George.
Americanus sounds far more sophisticated
To quote Futurama: “…they changed the name of that planet years ago to stop all the silly jokes. It’s now called Urectum…”
I miss old Futurama.
It feels so corporate now
Can’t we just rename America to USAnus?
they hate us because they anus!
Myanus
Used to be Burmanus.
*Ouranus
Please, also rename “The Solar System” as “The American System”, and the Sun as “Trump” (and the Moon as “Musk”)!!1!1!!1!!
I’d like to start a counter-petition to rename the US to Anus
Stop messing with my anus!
I can sympathize for our minority of US cousins, who would never have wanted their country to behave like this. They may be the only Americans who appreciate this meme.
Rename it anal
2.3% methane doesnt make it smelly or orange enough. Gotta pump those numbers up.
America’s anus
Just rename it to Epstein
Epsteins blue ball
Ameranus
