What’s the relation with gay bar and domino’s? I know about the pizza meter of pentagon but enlighten me about the gay bar meter🫠
I assume it means the pentagayn employees are hauled into the office for an urgent meeting.
I.E. Less at the gay bar. More pizza deliveries
*Fewer
Not the OP but I would assume this a reference to the fact that Grindr spikes when GOP gathers, ie GOP conference etc ergo the pleb politicians are not involved/havent been gathered to DC.
I’m not sure what value it adds though, I can’t imagine Cheetolini seeking approval or briefing them before nuking Iran
Actually thats just folklore. Recently someone posted the actual stats, there is no discernible spike in app use. No server crashing under the load of all those closeted gays. Sorry to break that bubble
And there’s no evidence Vance fucked a couch, but I’m still choosing to believe it
It’s also low-key homophobic.
Well you see. They have to escalate, and do it fast or admit they have lost. And these fucks Will never admit they lost. Even though america has lost almost every conflict since ww2. And they lost this one when they dropped the first bomb.
they had to draw from thier carrier that was patrolling south east asia to relieve the “poopiefied uss lincoln”
These guys have always been spot on.
Ehhh the embassy notices are still the same thing they’ve been posting for months.
e.g.
https://qa.usembassy.gov/security-alert-qatar-september-1-2026/
https://qa.usembassy.gov/security-alert-u-s-embassy-doha-september-19-2026/
Is the retard planning on using nuclear? I mean of course he does but that’s freaking scary
Well, his drunk war chief with the oppression themed tattoos certainly isn’t a voice of reason in any room.
If he is, from what I understand, he should have stayed at David, as it at least used to be the Presidential nuclear shelter. Don’t know if that’s still true.
No need, its unlikely anyone would strike the US on Iran’s behalf. Even if Iran has made nuclear weapons there’s no evidence of them ever working on ICBMs.
If the US nukes Iran we can expect their entire arsenal, including any nukes they might posses, to be launched at Israel.
Isn’t the presidential bunk shelter moved under the ballroom now?
They haven’t finished grifting the construction costs on that yet.
