Don’t worry, they’ll just check your bag while they talk to you for 20mins before reading you your rights and arresting you on suspicion. They’ll somehow find evidence of your guilt much later, at the station, when they search your things “officially”. 🤌🏼
I steal at least 1 item every time I am in a Walmart.
Same except I don’t ever go to Walmart.
As someone who worked retail, I can’t condone this.
Walmart isn’t eating the loss so much as it is…
Curious: Are you using tor right now? Lol why admit it publicly?
lol what do you think could possibly happen? You don’t even know if theyre a real person or telling the truth
I work for Walmart and I’m tracing his IP address as we speak. Those poptarts and bath towels need to be paid for.
If questioned by police they can say “I made it up for Internet clout. I didn’t actually steal anything”.
Don’t worry, they’ll just check your bag while they talk to you for 20mins before reading you your rights and arresting you on suspicion. They’ll somehow find evidence of your guilt much later, at the station, when they search your things “officially”. 🤌🏼