He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.

The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.

I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.