• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    I believe Beta Canon puts his as the head of Starfleet’s ship yards. Sure, he originally wanted retire, but I’ll bet it’s a real cushy assignment. And he gets to scratch his engineering itch whenever he wants to get his hands dirty.

    Engineer 1: “Everyone look busy!”

    Engineer 2: “Why? What happened?”

    Engineer 1: “Scotty came down personally to inspect the new reactor designs!”

    Engineer 2: “Oh shit!”

    100+ year-old Scotty: “WAS THIS FLUX REGULATOR PUT TOGETHER BY A BUNCH OF MONKEYS?!”