• KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org
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    Shit… you don’t know the half of it. Trump has probably laundered a trillion dollars through this crapbag in the past two years.

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    and in exchange hes rigging the elections. there i completed the loop for anyone still out of it…

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    The grift!

    He paid for government access to shutdown all the regulators that were looking into his fraud. Quid pro quo classic corruption out in the open. He should already been in prison.

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      He’s a flight risk.
      Arresting him then chopping his arms and legs off would be a good way to stop him making a run for it!! (If he’s not guilty then give him back his appendages)

      Another alternative is my patented “feet first woodchipper slow dunk.” I can’t explain the basics about this option because I get too excited…

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          They would have to commit more brutality than is already committed in the US every year to get people to stop celebrating this shit. It would literally be a year long, mass celebration that the world hasn’t seen since at least the COVID vaccines were finalized.

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    The truly disgusting thing about this is $16 million is literal pocket change for this guy. It’s a rounding error. He did it because it’s his nature.

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      If you get caught stealing $16, then you have a problem.

      If you get caught stealing $16 billion, then the people who caught you have a problem

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      Wait to you learn that Tesla was never profitable because the reality was the majority of their profits were based on financial instruments like carbon credits. It was always a pump and dump scam.

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        Let’s keep it simple and sweet, everything musk does is a grift.

        He finds smart people so sometimes things get built by accident, but he’s ultimately just a grifter

        Like his flying car business… Instead of building a giant quad and making a real flying “car” (as many have done), he spent God knows how much to build an rc car that could never, ever, in any country, be allowed on the road

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        You’d have to find them first and then probably touch them. Who among us has the time and gastrointestinal fortitude to accomplish such a feat?

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                That’s cute,

                First you restrain him,

                Then,

                Feed him street spice, they type that makes you tense and extra sensative.

                Next

                Using an acid, desolve the surface layer of scrotum skin.

                Then, using another cup, a mix of lemon and lime juice, alcohol, ghost pepper, and most important, the suicide plant leaf from Australia, oh and pineapple, for good measure, immerse the already upset balls into this mixture.

                Spill some onto the penis for good measure.

                Next, hook him up with an IV, give him morphine, why?

                To make him beg.

                Then unleash bullet ant venom in his veins, tricking him into believing it’s morphine.

                All the while, have a live stream of the destruction of how businesses.

                Also make the room uncomfortably hot.

                And for fun, waterboard him while he cries out on pain.

                Then make him watch the slaughter of his parents, spilling the blood over his open wounds.

                Tell him, if he survives this, he can have jail cell.

                Then as he is released from the restraints, make him get stung by blue ring octopus and break all his limbs.

                Make sure you do this while he is alive.

                Stuff his corpse into a radioactive cannister and toss him into thar deep hole in Russia. Or make new deep hole to toss him into.

  • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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    Um, isn’t he basically a welfare queen and supposedly worth nearly a trillion?

    It seems like this is only the latest $16 billion he got from taxpayers?

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      yes. it turns out there is an illegal immigrant who rapes Americans, steals American jobs, kills people all over the world, and ruins the fabric of our society while robbing us all and polluting the world dozens of children.

      and I think in this one case, we can compromise with conservatives on what to do about him.