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hansolo@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

LemmyMan® Dinner

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LemmyMan® Dinner

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hansolo@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • WetHedgeHog@lemmy.world
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    f pebble dashing, you must rocket that out of your arse

  • Hond@piefed.social
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    PSA: you really shouldnt eat uncooked beans and other legumes btw. They are toxic.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean#Toxins

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      More toxic than the toxic masculinity that I’m implying by suggesting whiskey and dry beans should be a meal?

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        It’s okay, the alcohol will kill the toxins in the beans

        Source: Dude, trust

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  • restingOface@quokk.au
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    where corn

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      in the whiskey

      • hansolo@lemmy.todayOP
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        Oooh! Excellent point.

    • hansolo@lemmy.todayOP
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      Ate it for lunch.

      • lime!@feddit.nu
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        then it should be back by now

        • hansolo@lemmy.todayOP
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          Ate it for loch today. Not yesterday.

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            you should poop more

            • restingOface@quokk.au
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              Lemmy plan:

              1. Eat corn
              2. Don’t poop
              3. ?
              4. Profit
              • lime!@feddit.nu
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                no no, you rinse it off

            • M137@lemmy.today
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              And you know what timezone they’re in an how many hours it’s been since they ate lunch…?

              • lime!@feddit.nu
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                yes

            • hansolo@lemmy.todayOP
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              Story of my life.

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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    Why yes that is what I had for dinner. Dean Ween joined me

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Where was Gene?

      • lemmyman@lemmy.world
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        Chocolate town

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      What is this? Shitpost inception?

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    Fuck Kentucky.

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      fuck the us

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    Where are the jeans? Is that the packaging?

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      Absolutely.

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