WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down122
arrow-up1117arrow-down1image🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldWanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square10linkfedilink
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoRelax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
minus-squaregon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoDoes frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoRaises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
minus-squareOozingPositron@feddit.cllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoBe right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
Relax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
Masturbation
Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
Be right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.