• gon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    4·
    2 months ago

    Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.

    • frog@feddit.uk
      4·
      2 months ago

      Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.

      • OozingPositron@feddit.clEnglish
        7·
        2 months ago

        Be right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.