VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 18 days agoJesus is watchingdiscuss.onlineimagemessage-square141linkfedilinkarrow-up1739arrow-down131
arrow-up1708arrow-down1imageJesus is watchingdiscuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 18 days agomessage-square141linkfedilink
minus-squaremkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up116·18 days agoJesus operated a carpentry business. I’m sure he knows all about dealing with difficult customers.
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70·18 days agoHe quit to become the Messiah, didn’t he? That was probably easier than retail customer service.
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·17 days agoI literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years. Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·17 days agoThank you for your service. (The unionizing part, not the Aldi part. Even though I like Aldi.)
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·17 days agoDying on the cross was easier than customer service
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·17 days ago“I’ll give you a refund over my dead body.” three days later…
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·17 days agoHaha. Judas was just a disgruntled customer with a lot of time and creativity.
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·17 days agoHe would probably nail them to a board.
minus-squarepnwpixel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·17 days agoSoon I discovered that this rock thing was true Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long ~ Ministry - Jesus built my hotrod
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·17 days ago Jesus was an architect I’d heard he was a stonemason because there aren’t a lot of trees in Israel, so carpenter isn’t the best translation. I have no idea if that’s true, but it sounds plausible.
Jesus operated a carpentry business. I’m sure he knows all about dealing with difficult customers.
He quit to become the Messiah, didn’t he? That was probably easier than retail customer service.
I literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years.
Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.
Thank you for your service.
(The unionizing part, not the Aldi part. Even though I like Aldi.)
Dying on the cross was easier than customer service
“I’ll give you a refund over my dead body.”
three days later…
Haha. Judas was just a disgruntled customer with a lot of time and creativity.
Time to get the whip
He would probably nail them to a board.
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
~ Ministry - Jesus built my hotrod
I’d heard he was a stonemason because there aren’t a lot of trees in Israel, so carpenter isn’t the best translation. I have no idea if that’s true, but it sounds plausible.