Taft as a mass of corpulent flesh grafted to a living claw-footed bathtub. A tag team against Teddy Roosevelt as an agile melee strongman and FDR backing him up in a Gatling-equipped wheelchair. Andrew Jackson as just some guy with a hickory cane, but with a line all the way out the door of people wanting to punch him in the face.
Andrew Jackson is the most terrifying one you’ve described here. I fear no monstrosity, but any dude alone in a boss room in a Fromsoft game is about to push my shit in.
Also his intro cutscene should have him turning around in a swivel chair to greet you. nvm, I’m blazed that was JEfferson.
Trump would be like the first boss from Soul Reaver but smelling worse. LBJ would be a gigantic set of golden balls. I don’t know how Reagan would look, but he would be the final boss.
The character designs would be interesting.
Taft as a mass of corpulent flesh grafted to a living claw-footed bathtub. A tag team against Teddy Roosevelt as an agile melee strongman and FDR backing him up in a Gatling-equipped wheelchair. Andrew Jackson as just some guy with a hickory cane, but with a line all the way out the door of people wanting to punch him in the face.
Does Nixon get a mech suit and the ability to summon the headless body of Spiro Agnew?
Nixon’s weakness is… Frost.
That’s a brilliant joke and it bothers me more people didn’t notice it.
Andrew Jackson is the most terrifying one you’ve described here. I fear no monstrosity, but any dude alone in a boss room in a Fromsoft game is about to push my shit in.
Also his intro cutscene should have him turning around in a swivel chair to greet you.nvm, I’m blazed that was JEfferson.Trump would be like the first boss from Soul Reaver but smelling worse. LBJ would be a gigantic set of golden balls. I don’t know how Reagan would look, but he would be the final boss.