…how long are your fuckin showers, man?

Speed Racer is a great fucking movie to watch while tripping. Everything is done in this bright, over-the-top color palette to make the live action feel like a cartoon, and the plot is easily ignorable if needed.

Ariel and Tiana not lookin half bad tho…

Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.

Good parts: The Doctor, Seven of Nine, Tom and B’Elana

The bad: Any time the holodeck goes black and white, salamanders, every single thing about the Kazon

The Story of Everest?

I didn’t expect to be flayed in the public square today, but whatever is comfortable for you is good.

Lips and tongue are erogenous zones that you have fairly fine control over, and aside from feeling nice, pressing your face right up against someone else’s chompers is a sign of mutual vulnerability and trust.

I always read it like Snagglepuss from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

You can’t really categorize Sisko episodes this easy. Sometimes it’s emotionally compelling war crimes with him, and sometimes it’s fucking baseball.

For the prices, or the access to things they don’t sell anymore? If I went to 1992 I think I could stock up on Ecto Cooler and TMNT pudding pies at the same time, maybe even Crystal Pepsi.

I played the intro campaign of Wildermyth, and not only is it great as the “fantasy XCOM” I was hoping for, but if you’re the type of person to headcanon little stories and relationships between your party in a tactics game, this game is for you.

Play Weird Al’s “Since You’ve Been Gone” instead.

“I think there should be another sort who, where the men have got the bit that sticks out, they should have a bit that goes in. Sort of a hole.”

“What, to help stacking?”

I’ve been playing some of the old Might and Magic games lately, and while certainly there are straight examples of all three, I think they offer interesting examples of blurring the lines.

In most of them, towns aren’t completely safe zones. There are often baddies in town for you to clear out, and sections of town that lead to or serve as mini-dungeons which you can easily stumble into just by kicking the wrong board or opening the wrong door. Sometimes there are also NPCs providing vital town services, who you can only find in a dungeon.

In MM7, in the last act you choose to follow Light or Dark. The opposite town essentially becomes a large open-air dungeon for you, but still has all the trappings of a regular town.

I don’t know if this is good or bad, but it is a reminder to go download all my GOG offline installers, just in case.

Yeah, but at least it doesn’t sound like some kind of “coworkers are your friends” shit. They seem to be trying, however small, to have work accommodate socializing, instead of being it.

And that’s when Chubby Checker hits you with The Twist.

Same, I almost grabbed this in the Steam sale, nice!

It looks like it might have some similarity to Superliminal in terms of weird perspective puzzles, which I loved.

Buckle up, mate.