What’s your most anticipated banger?
Cancer (and wolf)
“Be careful, my relative tried chemo for the first time and died 3 days later to a wolf attack.”
Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.
“King’s evil”
Political bars.
The axe, or hanging, or drawing and quartering, etc. Not often old age in prison so much.
Lunatique - Amazing band name, I call dibs.
How does one die of piles?
Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.
What an asshole. /s
Rising of the lights!
Apparently any condition that caused lots of coughing.
Lunatique has to be someone’s name by now
Planet.
“Sir how did your wife pass?”
“Planet.”
“pardon?”
“Mars got her.”
“Mars?”
“yes, The Planet. slings bow over his back and gathers arrows Mars.”
at least 7 people had a fetish for succubus-nurses.
In 400 years our list of conditions will seem similarly naive and simplistic.
Been to a doctor lately? We can’t cure shit. We’ve got a few meds that can help balance systems or mask pain. We can cut shit open and rearrange it. We can zap some shit with radiation. But actually fix anything? Nah. Maybe in another 400 years.
“Oh, look, they treated obesity as a disease. And heart disease? Hahaha that’s funny. Hearts are so simple.Cant believe cancer is its own category. Everyone knows what causes that and how to treat it.”
I will say the improvement in infant mortality is amazing. At no time in human history have infants had a better chance of survival than now(ish). So maybe I’m just cynical and disillusioned with the current state of my medical care.
If you are truly cynical you would realize that Society will collapse long before 400 years, matter of fact, let me glance at the clock.
I like killed by several accidents.
Also teeth seems like a popular one.
Death by musical instrument needed its own category.
Also killed by several accidents - a series of unfortunate events.
Also those darn evil kings!
And lights are dangerous when rising.
2268 dead babies
Grrreat bandname.
I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!
“Suddenly” interests me the most. Not a condition or even a means, just a manner.
Like a catch-all for things they didn’t understand; heart attack, brain haemorrhage, things where someone’s fine one minute, and dead the next.
my uncle died of “Sudden Adult Death Syndrome” per the coroner’s report
Afaik, sudden cardiac arrest is a cause of death still used today. In spanish we call it just sudden death.
“He just…croaked!”
Like the game mode.
I’d like Kil’d by Several Accidents and … hmm … Planet, thanks.
What kind of planet? Little glass planet?
Any type of gas giant will do.
